WTF?!
I used to think I loved guys who love cats. I'm rethinking that after this picture. (Perhaps he thinks the cat distracts from his prodigious gut.)
The Frogfather
This is corny humor at its finest. Fowzini Bowzini sees the Frogfather to complain that those old guys in the balcony are killing his jokes. As long as no Muppet blood is shed, I'm good with it.
Thanks, College Humor!
In This Crapper, I Thee Wed
Let me get this straight: this loony entered a contest to win a destination wedding in a public restroom and a wedding gown made of 2-ply "extra-soft" toilet tissue? Some prize. This marriage is off to a stinky start.
Product of the Day: Bologna Bubble Gum
If you're going to make a gum look this awesome, why not go all the way and make it taste like bologna, too! It's a cop-out to make this stuff "fruit-flavored." I'm very disappointed. (I just found out it's discontinued! Maybe they're back in the labs trying to make it bologna-flavored. Let's cross our fingers. . .)
This Dog Is Out Cold
Hey lady, if you haven't noticed, Maggie here cannot hear you. She's snoring up a storm (cute tongue!) and cannot be bothered. (There seems to be a whole new genre of animal vids fetish out there: the snoring critter.) I am not complaining.
Would You Try Cat Poop Coffee?
I like coffee. I like cats. But— filter my coffee beans through the intestinal tract of a cat? Hells no! A cup of this joe, loosely known as "cat poop coffee," is considered an exotic delicacy. A Michigan man bought three pounds of expensive cat poop coffee beans and donated them to charity on the assumption that folks will overpay to give the brew a tasting. (Let's note that the man hasn't even tasted the beans himself, uh-huh.) So I want to know: would you pay to taste test a cup?
Message in a Bottle
People still do this?! A 12-year-old girl from Durham, N.C. put a message in a bottle with her contact information, including an email address. Some dude with a beard in England found it and contacted her one year later. (Don't get your panties in a bunch, Chris Hansen — this is not To Catch a Predator material. I know, I know; you're disappointed.)
Wanna Look Like a “Teen” Again?
Are we to believe that's a 60-year-old woman up there? Unnecessary quotation marks strike again!
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Cat Walks on Water
You know I think cats can do no wrong, but check this one out! Why walk around if you don't have to? (Be thankful I had our video guy cut this; it was on a
permanent loop where I found it. . . ) 
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Cuz everyone's eating it. Bill Cosby eats pudding. William Shatner eats pudding. And I'm sure Chuck Norris eats pudding — while killing two stones with one bird. Need I persuade you more? Here, watch this:
To Beard or Not to Beard?
Men's facial hair has always been an enigma to me. With all the options out there — from beard to mustache to soul patch (shudder) to goatee to side burns — how does a dude decide? It never occurred to me that an agonizing day of windowsill moping, reflection dissection, and chanting was involved. Men are so vain.
Flirt Alert! “Beardie” the Bearded Dragon
At first glance, this looks like your everyday bearded dragon vid. Big whoop. But it's a tribute video to one cute reptile. Beardie here was a ham. In this vid, he pulls out the guitar, some legos, and—the clincher—gives bedroom eyes. Oh jeez, I'm blushing. (R.I.P. Beardie!)
Cute Alert: Sleeping Bunny
This bunny is the picture of innocence. I'm trying to imagine if there could be anything fluffier in the world. I seriously doubt it. . .
