We all know how the fairytale goes, but even if we didn't and we were up a creek without a translator, we'd get what's going on here. Through the use of a topsy-turvy wardrobe thingamajig, this lady puts on one heigh-ho of a show. Check it out.
We all have met the inane Obama girl. Here's a spoof on a regrettable genre that's already a parody of itself — the girl-for-a-presidential-candidate vid. At least this "Kucinich Girl" song has some hilarious lyrics: "He's sexy, he's vegan, he makes my heart sing . . ." Please ladies, can we be a little more serious about this upcoming election?!
Is it just me, or did this vintage McDonald's ad send children a questionable message? Something like, "Hey kids, don't talk or accept gifts from strangers, unless those strangers push food on you and identify themselves as Ronald McDonald!" And then all the little kiddies skip off into the sunset with potentially deranged impostors . . .
Zack Kim has found a winning formula in her two-guitar covers of popular theme songs. Here she does the theme from The Simpsons, but previously she covered the Super Mario Brothers song. Nerds everywhere can rejoice; if you need a soundtrack to your life, Zack has your back.
Everyone's favorite gender sociologist, Mo Rocca, is on the street asking random peeps, "If you could have a bionic body part, which part would you want it to be and why?" Given the general trend of these responses, I'm thinking Dr. Freud was a little off with his penis envy spiel. We gals aren't the ones with below-the-belt inadequacy issues. . .
Boy Glues Self to Bed to Avoid School
Diego is my new hero. This 10-year-old Mexican boy was having too much fun over the holidays and didn't want to go back to school. (Makes sense, right?) So little dude decided the best way to avoid it was to glue himself to his bed. His mom had to call the paramedics to free him, but he got some extra cartoon time in, so no harm done, right? Click here to read more about the little punk.
All party affiliations aside, we have to give Hill some credit for taking the reigns, challenging gender norms, and acting on her presidential itch. Along the campaign trail, Clinton must face the "remnants" of sexism on a daily basis, as demonstrated by the spectacle below. If dumbasses like this dude really wanted to play hardball, he'd engage in serious debate. But after angry crowds tie that wrinkled shirt around his mouth, it'll be hard to talk. . .
This commercial gets off to an unimpressive start — take a look at that rat hole they call a warehouse — and it only gets worse from there. "I say, I say, I say" are Frankie and Johnnie selling furniture, dance lessons, or fried chicken? Bad dancing belongs in every low-budget commercial, but I'm still trying to connect the dots between furniture and fried chicken— buy a couch, get a grease stain for free?
Someone got a new pair of Heelys for Christmas, but he wasn't quite sure how to put them to use. Good 'ol Mom stepped up to give him a lesson. A quick lesson.
When this gal's got the munchies, watch out! All self-control goes out the window and girlfriend stops at nothing to get her nibble on. The question is: just how much of this buffet can those chubby cheeks pack away? You might be surprised. (Shout out to Mr. Rogers for the jams!)
This charming fellow Bobby arrived in the mail for Future Girl and I bet she was happy about it! If you'd like to get a one-of-a-kind handmade plushy toy, go to Etsy's Adopt-A-Critters site. This is a face that only a weirdo could love, and I know I am a weirdo.
Does anyone respond well to these "you are clomping too loudly" notes from neighbors? If this response is any indication, the answer is, "No." (I'm not sure I understand it, though. When this person "clomps loudly," it makes the people in apartment # 5 loud? Huh?!)
