During a "breaking" news report, the camera abruptly cut to a MSNBC news anchor doing a behind-the-scenes beauty check. It's good to know that in the face of a political crisis, our news source is more concerned with putting her best pucker forward. Mwah!
If you've never seen a cartoon peacock rap and dirty dance, here's your chance. Where else but on GiggleSugar?
If you haven't heard, classic episodes of Sesame Street now come with an "only for grown-ups" disclaimer. The fuss? Past shows were filled with messages deemed indecent by today's standards. That is, Cookie Monster was way too gluttonous, Oscar needed a serious attitude adjustment, and the show shouldn't have showcased "delusional relationships." We all grew up watching Sesame Street and we only turned out semi-effed up, so what's your take?
Yesterday I gave you the headline about punk-ass Diego, the 10-year-old Mexican kid who was having so much fun over the holidays he didn't want to return to school, so, instead, he glued himself to his bed so he could watch more cartoons. I know he's a trouble-maker, but I heart Diego. Let's go to the videotape! He's as cute as I figured he'd be. . .
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Masturbate-a-Thon Coming to Copenhagen
What surprised me about this story (aside from the obvious surprise that total strangers would pleasure themselves in public together) is that there's already a "masturbate-a-thon" in San Francisco! But should that really surprise me? Not so much. Click here to read about this taboo breaking icky display of self-love.
Crackers the cat still won't admit she has a problem. I guess her human companions have filmed her as a kind of intervention. (I think you're supposed to get all serious with these interventions, though. Laughing kinda defeats the purpose.)
The fam gave the birthday boy a lotto ticket and after giving it a good scratch, the dude discovered that — omigod! — it's a winner. This has to be the oldest prank in the book, but our boy fell hard for it. While his lovely family stood back and stifled giggles, he did his victory thang. He even cheesed up his hair for a photo. And then he read the fine print. . .
This is what a lifetime of Barbie, Baywatch, and booze will do to a person. And I'm not even talking about her soul.
Midwesterner Nikol Hasler learned about sex the hard way: She got pregnant as a teen after a one-night stand. The mother of three later decided she wanted to be honest with teens, and, as CBS News puts it, her popular podcast "shoves sex-ed into the 21st century." Amen! The podcast Midwest Teen Sex Show answers age-old sex questions honestly and irreverently. From questions about (gasp!) masturbation to abstinence to homosexuality, this show rocks. Let's tune in to see how Nikol weighs in on the "older boyfriend" pedophile loser. . .
Let's take the ever infamous "Dramatic Chipmunk" and add a twist of purrrfection, shall we?
I'm an avid believer in the Church of Cheddar, so I'd normally take issue with the blatant misuse of cheesy goodness — but not in this instance. What can I say? When people don't have cheese in their lives, we must hurl the cheese upon them! He, he.
