Tennis bracelets and diamond earrings too boring for your lady? Why not buy her jewelry none of her friends have? (Trust me.) Sometimes being different comes at a steep price. What's tackier?

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The short-lived comedy/drama Freaks and Geeks (produced by Superbad's Judd Apatow) was television at its finest. Cancelled after only 12 episodes, it nevertheless developed a cult following. And what's not to love? It focused on the only truly interesting people in school, the ones not glorified in shows like Gossip Girl. (I'm talking about the weirdos.) In this episode, Sam (John Francis Daley) gets invited to a makeout party. This causes a stir among his geek friends—some are excited, others a little nauseated. Tune in for some hilarity. . .
Turn up late to a movie and miss the opening ads— no biggie. Turn up late to a Simpsons episode and miss the opening credits— oh, hells no! Each show from the long-running series has a tailor-made introduction. The family always meets up at the couch, but what happens when they get there is unpredictably off-the-wall. In case you ever missed any of the fun, here's a cram sesh:
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Earlier this week, we voted on the "only for grown-ups" disclaimer now added to old-school Sesame Street episodes. An overwhelming majority of you considered this disclaimer to be outlandish and unnecessary. As we've learned in the past, unnecessary censorship does a darn good job of adding innuendo where it previously never existed. Take this Count von Count clip, for instance. He really loves to. . .