Dog Professes His Love For Owner
Man's best friend has really taken it up a notch . . .
“The UFO Guy”
The UFO question never fails to bring out the crazy in folks. A reporter asked this random dude in the airport if he believes in UFOs. Does he ever! He believes in "extraterrestial" UFOs made entirely of water that can be found hanging around grave sites in Air Force One, Arizona. But the dude also admits to hallucinating a lot. Surprise, surprise.
Aussie Teen Up to Risky Business…
And he couldn't care less. An Aussie teenager threw an impromptu bash while his parents were out of town and the shindig got out of hand. The police and dog squad were called to the scene and the dude's parents now face $20,000 worth of neighborhood property damage. A Current Affair caught up with the party boy to hear the deets, get an apology, and round out the story with a lesson learned. But Bozo the shirtless clown has bleached his brains out and there's no telling where this interview is gonna go. . .
Giggle Links
- Woot! A new tabloid! — Gallery of the Absurd
- Wanna be offended by NSFW furniture? — CasaSugar
- 8 kid movies that lied to us. — Cracked
- Garbage truck living: more chic than you'd think! — It's Just a Bit of Fun
- A bad day? Meg Griffin is having a bad life! — Adult Swim
- Roommates: can't live with them, can't pay the rent without them. — Passive Aggressive Notes
- Creepiest pirate daddy on daytime TV! — Best Week Ever
- What do Jesus and Uncle Jesse have in common? — College Humor
Pantsless Subway Ride
"They came, they boarded, they took off their pants." If this doesn't strike fear into your hearts, I don't know what will. The pantless subway ride started in NYC, but has since moved to Boston. Participants find out online where it's happening and then strip before they get on board. Although it seems most people have on sweats, pajama bottoms, and boxers, a few people seem to have panties or tighty whiteys on. Oh, god. (Please don't bring this to San Francisco! My commute is bad enough.)
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Remember when Madonna went through her brief "I'm a gangsta" phase? Instead of actually getting a gold tooth, she could have just gotten the easy-to-put-in and easy-to-remove Rap Grillz. Why just have one gold tooth when you can have a whole mouth full? What's next? I propose pants that seem to fall off your ass, but with invisible suspenders.
Try Getting This Song Out of Your Head!
This ad for a chimney-sweep service is from the "Head On apply directly to the forehead" annoy, rinse, and repeat school of advertising. Warning: don't listen to the jingle more than once or you will need the services of maim that tune.
Thanks, Ad Freak!
Dressed to Ill
Just when you thought the fanny pack was the worst fashion faux pas you could make, along comes a pair of homemade ass-less chaps to fug the outfit up even more. (His butt should read: "I'm sorry.")
Half-Dressed Mum Thinks She’s Sneaky
What's worse than being seen in one's underwear? Being seen crawling on all fours in one's underwear. Someone wasn't "camera ready" on Christmas morning and tried to cross the room without getting her unmentionables caught on camera. So much for modesty. . .
Cute Alert! Baby Polar Bear Snores
Remember the sleepy polar bear we met last week? Well, the photos didn't reveal that this month-old little guy is quite the energetic napper. He fidgets, he snores, and when a nightmare strikes, his little paws pick up the pace. Who could he possibly be running from? Eh, take your pick.
Cute Alert: Teething Baby
Charlie has some issues. He's teething, and his older brother humors him by sticking his finger in Charlie's mouth. (C'mon, dude, that was not a good idea!) Charlie bites down, hard. In spite of his bro's screams, he bites down even harder. And then he giggles, and all is well with both of them. Between the English accent ("Chaw-lee bit may!"), Chaw-lee's big round head, and the obvious affection the brothers feel for each other, this is almost more cute than I can handle.
At Last, a Visual!
I always wondered what those beleaguered "supervisors" you ask for when you're complaining looked like. Now I know. (Just what I suspected.)
