Product of the Day: Rap Grillz

Remember when Madonna went through her brief "I'm a gangsta" phase? Instead of actually getting a gold tooth, she could have just gotten the easy-to-put-in and easy-to-remove Rap Grillz. Why just have one gold tooth when you can have a whole mouth full? What's next? I propose pants that seem to fall off your ass, but with invisible suspenders.
