Man Drives Car Into McDonalds After Not Getting Fries
Okay, I'll admit, McDonalds fries are delicious, even after they stopped frying them in tallow (rendered beef fat) and switched to veggie oil. But is this really the best way to handle the unfortunate event of not getting the fries you ordered? Click here to read more about the dumbass who needs some anger management classes. . . stat.
Vids of dudes doing a gazillion well-done impressions in one sitting are running rampant around the web, so this dude thought to do a gazillion poorly-done (but awesomely funny) impressions— not in one sitting. From squinty-eyed Renee Zellwegger to pregnant Jamie-Lynn to Kathy (eff yeah!) Griffin, this guy pretty much owns them all. And what would a Jerry Seinfeld/Dr. Phil hybrid say? Now we know.
Be still my heart! Teeny, tiny little Doodlebug here is only seven months old! Other selling points? His ears move when he chews on eucalyptus leaves, he's got silly half eyebrows, and that might be the smallest blankie I've ever seen! Any other questions?
These news anchors are real good at multi-tasking. Last week, we caught an anchor primping her pout off-camera during a "breaking" news report. When the camera unexpectedly cut to the poor gal below, she got caught with her hand down her blouse— prepping her mic, so she says. Mmmkay. What goes on behind the news desk, stays behind the news desk?
So boys don't cry, eh? How about a big football player crying when his team loses and he defends a friend? I was innocently watching the nightly news last night when I changed the channel and saw the Dallas Cowboys' Terrell Owens crying. At first I thought it was a joke, but then I found out that he was defending Tony "my quarterback" Romo. Or having a nervous breakdown. What the hell? What do you think about men crying?
Last I checked, there were ten commandments. But "honor thy father and mother" wasn't all too important anyway.
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These married guys wanna get withchoo—so they can get to your husbands. Meeting place? The farmer's market. Got kids? They have a membership to Gymboree with free passes. Turned on yet? I didn't think so.
During season two of Project Runway, Santino pulled a dead-on impression of Tim Gunn out of his back pocket — and the crowd went wild. His impersonation became the running joke of the season. Through Santino, we heard Tim talk all about his innermost vulgar desires, including his secret obsession with "Andrae!" Gunn took the teasing in stride. Imitation is, after all, the sincerest form of flattery — right, Andrae?
Whoever compiled these images needs an attitude adjustment. They're not content to see the world simply as a glass half empty, but rather as a glass whose liquid has spilled all over your head, broken, and with its shattered shards in your naked feet. Having said that—enjoy! Source It's the day of the big recital and all the kiddies are ready to impress their parents with a bangin' performance. But the little violinist on the right gets the job done before any playing begins. She's a real show stopper, that one.
You officially have too much time on your hands. (Perhaps he aspired to participate in the Veggie Orchestra.)
