Gospel music? Pshah! Westboro Baptist Church is more fresh than that, yo. They just dropped a new beat for all the "Big Fibbin'" fools out there. But if honesty's the policy up in here, check this: Y'all taking a hit rap song, changing the lyrics, and making a mockery of yourselves ain't exactly the best way to "represent." Word? (For another raptastic religious rhyme, click here.)
Thanks, eBaum's World!
The Internet has become a world in and of itself, so why wouldn't the gang hang out and mingle? Our gal Google finally got it together and threw a long overdue house party. As predicted, Flickr couldn't keep his camera phone to himself, Facebook was annoying as hell, Digg was all up in everyone else's business, Wikipedia ran amok with rumors, and eBay wouldn't quit trying to push cheap shite onto people. But at least MySpace liked to party.
Charming Craig Ferguson did some sleuthing and found a much shorter and more condensed Tom Cruise/Scientology video. If you don't want to watch the long drawn out one, consider this the Cliffs Notes version. Enjoy!
Thanks, Gawker!
If you missed American Idol on Wednesday night, you missed the debut of Renaldo Lapuz. Anyone wearing a cape and a dead bird on his head was bound the catch the judges' attention, but Renaldo had something else up his sleeve: a friendly crush on Simon. So he sang his heart out to the scowling judge. The song was original, it brought Randy to his feet, it triggered the kook in Paula, and. . .it was all over the radio last night. Prepare yourselves.
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Lawmaker Proposes Ban on Truck Balls
You've heard of having "junk in the trunk." Apparently, having big steel balls dangling off the back of your truck is equally distracting, so much so that truckers may get a $250 fine for displaying theirs. Click here to read more about this silliness. May I propose a mudflap girl ban next? Thanks.
Like Valley Girl before it, Hipster Girl describes a chick du jour with all-too-recognizable traits. (Especially in my 'hood!) Although this girl's a little too clean and mall rat to be a true hipster girl (she's more Ashlee Simpson than Karen O), she's got all the hipster ingredients. She knows all the indie bands you've never heard of, she thinks uncool stuff is "mad cool," and she wears a Shins T-shirt with flip-flops. Sound familiar? Thanks for the send, Mimoreno47!
It's hard to believe this was once considered appropriate advertising. At least when it comes to ads with kids pimped out to look like ladies of the night—we've come a long way, baby!
Even though Bruce didn't snag a golden ticket to Hollywood, American Idol went out of its way to spill the goods on his back story. Bruce willingly has no game with the ladies. In fact, he's never even locked lips with a girl. Why? Cuz his doting daddy holds the lock to his key. Mmmhmm. 'Nuff said.
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The Facebook group "30 reasons girls should call it a night" has 175,000 subscribers and features over 5,000 pictures women have submitted of themselves in various states of dress, passed out, sometimes curled around a toilet. (Hawt!) The woman who started the group claims that this is her way of "equalizing" the sexes. Men do it, she says, why shouldn't women? Thoughts ladies? Let's dish!
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