A group of Cleveland teenage boys hijacked their school announcements and instead aired a homemade music video for all to see. The vid involved rapping, aluminum foil grillz, and a bootylicious go-go dancer. Almost all of them got suspended— but, for what? They did a darn good job of waking everyone up. This story has been the talk of the school, the town, and the Internet. We don't give points for effort and creativity anymore?
MTV pulls out all the stops and gets straight to the point in this PSA. In the game of making guac, condoms kick arse. And because sex is like a falcon calling contest, it's no surprise that Team AIDS brings a weak game. We all want to be on Team Condom. Any questions?
. . . by asking for unlimited wishes. Chad Carter is my hero. Instead of asking for one measly wish, the sick child extended them ad infinitum by asking for unlimited wishes. Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?
Boxcat Willie here only does his work under the cover of night cover of a box. He's sly like that.
Looks like Madame Tussaud's famed house of wax has some stiff competition—from Louis Tussaud's House of Wax in Great Yarmouth, England. This 53-year-old tourist attraction is famous for having wax figures that bear little to no resemblance to the celebrities they are meant to represent. So are you ready to play "name that wax head"? I thought so. . .
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I racked my brain and this was the breast I could come up with.
Thanks, SassySugar! That's one honest "artist's statement!" Good work! And thanks to all the others who played. Your captions were awesome and it was, as usual, hard to choose! To participate in the next caption contest, click here.
It's 4 a.m. Your party's over, but Tom Cruise won't leave. In fact, he's talkin' to your girl. What do you do? I got no answers for you, but I can say that the guy in this vid impersonating Tom is spot on. From the what-I'm-saying-now-is-really-serious voice, to the sudden laugh, to the Ray Bans and black T-shirt. Tom Cruise is in the house — and he won't leave.
Not Dead Yet, Chilean Man Wakes Up at His Own Wake
What's the moral of this story? Take your seemingly dead octogenarian relative to the doctor before you pronounce him dead and prepare to bury him alive. To read more about this tale that could have gone horribly, horribly wrong, click here.
I loyally tuned in to Doogie Howser, M.D. back in the day, waiting for him to start abusing prescription pills or run an underground clinic where he prescribed narcotics to the kids at school. But this was wholesome family programming; my alternate plots were a long shot. So imagine my surprise when a fanatic came along and photoshopped some creepy fun into the old TV intro. I must admit, an obsessed stalker would have provided more juice for those chronicles Doogie updated on his janky home word processor — why didn't I think of this?
Big brother has a loose tooth that just won't budge. This four-year-old thinks he has the magic touch to yank "finesse" the tooth out of its socket, so they prepare for an emergency tooth extraction— using a little toilet paper and a lot of brotherly love. One, two, aww. . .
Now that Tina Fey isn't wearing her glasses much, I'm seeing more of a resemblance to Winona Ryder.
This isn't the first time we've seen this news crew pull these shenanigans on the air. The dancing traffic dude has been replaced by a new reporter and she's keeping up his act. He's still around to join her, so we now have two sideshow dancers giving us their best rhyme and Roger Rabbit, as opposed to the updates. If the news doesn't depress you, these moves might do the trick.
