Cute Alert: Surfing Duck
Surf's up — and so's this cute duck! He seems to have been tooling along when he got an itching for some surfing fun. Ducks just wanna have fun!
Thanks, eBaum's World!
Time For a New Sitter?
When Mom and Dad are away, the babysitter will play. As for the uncoordinated toddler, well, he'll just have to figure out something else to do.
Spider-Man Needs to Take Wall-Climbing 101
Poor Spidey. He's doing his best to entertain the kiddies, and how do they thank him? By laughing their little butts off when he attempts to scale a wall and fails. Hey, at least his recovery is pretty suave.
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- Big dogs, little world. — eBaum's World
- The 15 least-appealing porn titles ever. — Cracked
- Scientology's bizarre questionnaire. Yes, they're real. — Radar
- Fancy the kitten vs. earplug. Who will win? — Kitten War
- This does not look like a good idea. — Dumpert
- Sucks to be you, Grandpa. — College Humor
- University Health Services has a sense of humor now? — Safe Guard Old State
- Cubicle Sweet Cubicle — i am bored
Headline of the Day
Force Strong For New Jedi Church
Wow, the geeks are taking it to a whole new level. Two Star Wars-loving brothers are starting their own Jedi Church, where members of the congregation will confess to "their feelings about the Jedi and the Force" and "do meditation, relaxation, and visualization techniques and a bit of light-saber training." Read more about this supreme dorkiness here.
Granny Slips and Falls in Pile of Poo
Remember when it was funny for an unsuspecting pedestrian to slip on a banana peel and take a tumble to the ground? Well, consider this a modern day equivalent. Switch out the banana for a heaping pile of duck poo and Granny here is a regular ol' comedian! But at least she has loving grandchildren to come to her rescue . . . and laugh.
Dressed to Ill
Is human hair what we're wearing now that fur is considered cruel? Try fabric, people. I hear it's easier to wash, too.
Thanks, eBaum's World!
Live Action Spin Cycle!
Keep my whites white and color me impressed! Take a life-sized washing machine, throw a load of colorfully dressed peeps in there, put some Judo into play, and we're taking care of dirty laundry. We'd have perfection if we could add a few gymnasts into the mix — so the clothes could fold themselves too.
Mascot Takes a Tumble (Or Two)
It's gotta be this dude's first day on the job. When the game time festivities begin and he makes a run for it, he quickly learns that sporting the big bird costume ain't what it's cracked up to be. The mascot falls once, twice, and he scores—an injury.
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Crowned: The Shallowest Show on TV?
I haven't watched much of Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants, but this clip might be all my stomach can take. Mothers and daughters are supposed to team up to compete in beauty pageant-like challenges, and let's just say it brings out the worst in some. This irony-challenged and charming duo is too good for the food served up by another team (cuz, you know, frozen burgers are sooo gourmet). I'd give them the crown for most delusional.
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
12 . “God, now I know why I am not gay.”
And the best one of all..
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”
