
For the couch potato who has everything (nachos, beer, remote control, fashion magazine for during commercials, no life) may I submit: the Slanket? It's a blanket you can wear. I mean, the rigors of television watching necessitate being able to go to the kitchen to get more cheese and/or chips or beer in one swift move. No time for blanket adjustment. (Jokes aside—although I already have a "rlanket"(robe/blanket)—I want one.)
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GiggleSugar readers, use your imaginations. Tell us what the hell is going on in this picture (it's not PhotoShopped!) and the best caption writer or storyteller will win a stylin' GiggleSugar mug or T-shirt. The winner will be announced Monday, Feb. 4.
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Douchebags don't say cheese. They pose, pucker, or maybe pout — cuz that's what they be about. Ch-chickity-check these DBs out, word?
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When I started watching this, I thought, "Oh, no—not another William Hung!" But Chris from Nebraska here has a lot more up his sleeve than bad singing and handstands. He's so charming that Simon makes him an offer he can't refuse, and the trainwreck ends up getting invited to Hollywood in what I bet is the surprise twist of the season. Go Chris!
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Over the past few months, we've seen ballerinas, toy soldiers, and even reporters crank that Soulja Boy. I never understood this song's widespread appeal, but now I know. It all dates back to preschool . . .

The supply of bad, weird (or wonderful?) tattoos seems to be endless.
NyckieRocks sent us some from
Asylum, so let's take a look at them before the next round comes our way. I can't keep up!
This brief cat compilation from America's Funniest Home Videos proves that while you're away, your cats aren't just sitting around snoozing. They're devising more and more ways to be weird. Just take a look . . .
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Is this the official T-shirt for the "Anti-Manscaping Brigade"? Why not just go shirtless?
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The Internet has got to be kidding us: there's a social networking website with free boob jobs up for grabs. Women who want plastic surgery, but can't afford it, establish profiles and the users who visit the site can donate any amount of money to any woman's cause. The donations add up and women can actually raise enough funds to fully cover the costs of the enhancements they want. In my opinion, it's a sad day when this sort of giving is considered worthwhile philanthropic activity. What do you think of this new kind of online "charity?"
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Mary Poppins took up a new hobby, I see.
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Last week, we watched a dog have his way with a bunch of balloons— that is, pop 74 of 'em in a mere 57 seconds. According to reader Megatron, this strong performance is the norm in "the high stakes world of competitive canine balloon popping." But our friend below wanted to move beyond the upper limit and pop what no dog has popped before: 100 balloons in 77 seconds. . .

Tampons aren't just for that time of the month anymore! Check out these hilarious images from the
Not So Fresh Feeling menstruation themed flickr group
Jezebel found. There are a couple maxi pad pics thrown in (don't want them to feel left out).
She's not the only one who's gone. Everyone involved in the production of this amazing video seems to have been on qualuudes. First of all, John's in a sleeveless tux shirt with an awesome porn 'stache, and Daryl is rockin' a sexy mullet while not even bothering to lip-synch. And can we also talk about the devil who keeps wandering in and out? I've seen better devil costumes at kindergarten Halloween parties. I want more low-tech vids. Screw CGI and special effects—this is special.
Who wouldn't like a little cash to get started on that Spring wardrobe or fund a Winter beach vacation? Well good news because we are giving away $500 a day and $10,000 to one lucky grand prize winner!
To be eligible to win, all you have to do is play the Celebrity Faceoff game. If you love playing, but just can't seem to get your name on that leaderboard, then this is your lucky day because to win the prize you don't have to be a top scorer! Your personal high score will be the amount of times you are entered into the random drawing each day. Get 85 right — be entered 85 times! Your cumulative high score for the month will determine how many times you are entered to win the grand prize, so play every day for more chances to win $10,000! Check out the official rules here.

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