Convenient Banking
Now all they need to do is add a divorce court next door, and it's one-stop shopping!
GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: Radar Kitty
Give me a gal who's happy with a Hot Pocket and a bottle of beer, and I'll give you our reader of the week. Vampy, vivacious, and full of vim and vigor, I introduce you to: Radar Kitty. To find out what I'm talking about, click here to
Guess Who?
Who donned a sexy 'stache and spankin' tight speedo to strut his comedic chops (among other things) in an upcoming film? Go ahead, be gone with it, and guess already.
Which Is Better: Shampoo or Conditioner?
You may think they work as a team, but shampoo and conditioner have been in an ongoing tug-of-war to meet your everyday hair-care needs since the fall of stank and rise of hygienic courtesy. Every day we lather up and rinse out, but have we ever considered, which of our two hair-care products is "better"? This week's very informative and important poll is brought to you by my favorite man-child, Billy Madison:
Cute Alert: The Little Kitty That Could
Someone's learning how to strut her stuff and just can't get those hind legs to hold their ground on a soft surface. So she grunts purrs and groans purrs and . . . whips out a near-front flip. Kitty can't walk, but she can tumble? Classic!
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Earlier this week, we covered Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist's MySpace fiasco. Girly deemed it acceptable to hold public office and keep it real real skanky on the infamous social networking site. When constituents noticed that their mayor shamelessly posted pics of herself on the internet (in "not even a bathing suit"), they voted her out of office. But Carmen's not down and out; she's now selling poster-sized pics of herself on eBay. It's all about serving the public, people.
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over
On Wednesday, Feb. 27, the unthinkable happened. Starbucks closed its doors from 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. (You know, the time that vampires and the like need their cups 'o joe.) Publicity stunt or no, it was reported in the news, written up in blogs, and spoofed by Stephen Colbert. Sadly, as a caffeine addict, I can relate, Stephen. Multiple bags of tea do not a cup of turbo-caffeinated coffee make.
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When celebs appear on Sesame Street, they've got to flex their ABCs. Comedian Richard Pryor had his own way of doing the alphabet thang without putting those kiddies to X, Y, Zzzzzz. . . Who knew the letters could have 'tude without a tune? This is fun.
Ditch the Debates, Vote Hector ‘08!
Political tension is in high tide these days and everyone's playing the finger pointing game, but — can't we all just chill on the presidential front? Enter Hector. He's the new, nonpartisan candidate to enter the race. He's easy on the eyes and instead of engaging in pointless yackity yack with other politicians, Hector makes really cool squishy sounds with his cheeks. Need I say more?
The Most Effed Up Maury Paternity Test Yet
The Godfather of Paternity Testing found the messiest love triangle, took some blood, and astonished the crowd with the mind-blowing results. Our momma slept with her boyfriend's brother and isn't sure who the father is. Given the genetics involved, the baby looks like both of the bros. It's a ghastly sitch to be in, but it gets much worse. . .
Ewwwwww!
This faux-ad is for the aptly named Scream TV. I wonder if signing up for this channel entitles you to free adult diapers? Come to think of it, I really don't want to know.
Thanks, Ad Freak!
There’s a Moose on the Loose!
Oh, wait. He actually lives with you guys? I'm confused, and Anaisethenry who sent it in isn't quite sure what's going on either. Perhaps we should just stop making sense and go with it. (I wonder if Mr. Moose knows Miss Jessica the bourgeois hippo?)
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Ever have that "not so fresh" feeling? Then I highly recommend that you don't spray on Secretions Magnifique from Etat Libre d'Orange perfumers. Available in the US only at the swank Henri Bendel department store in NYC, it smells of. . . how do I put this delicately? Sweat, spunk, and blood. Oh, the French! From their smelly cheeses to their famed aversion to daily baths. They have seriously cornered the market on stinky. I wonder how it would hold up to Eau de Stilton?
