Who knew that little dwarf hamsters (!) liked fettuccine noodles, much less hung onto them for dear life? I have a theory: I think that the tinier an animal is, the cuter he becomes when he expresses his will or desire for something. This is the Teaches of Giggle, which is much less naughty than the Teaches of Peaches.
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I haven't watched Family Feud in a long time, but I was on the treadmill the other day and looked over at the television screen next to me and this weirdness came on. The Family Feud celebrity look-alike edition? I guess it's easier to get these Z-listers to come on than to get real families to participate!
Joel McHale, the host of The Soup, dares to do nothing but sit through back-to-back episodes of The Hills for an entire month. The side effects are unknown and potentially irreversible, but someone must confront this menace to society — or at minimum, see if the ongoing feud between Lauren and Heidi will ever, like, find (what's the word?) resolve. Or reverse? Whatev. You get the point. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
The news would be far more entertaining if we ditched the talking heads and let talking T-shirts have some say.
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Should we buy our prom dresses two sizes too small or four sizes too small? That is the question. Judging from this teenybopper's excruciating battle to pull off a dress in the fitting room, I guess five sizes too small is the answer. A form-fitting gown is sexy, but if huffing, puffing, and a tub of butter is necessary to yank the dress off at the end of the night — ditch it. If you can.
Subtlety is not this pastafarian pup's strong suit. There appears to be a jar on the counter that reads "Cat Treats," and this dude wants in (literally) on the treat action. You can't blame a pooch for tryin'!
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Simon Cowell received a surprise phone call from an old flame this past week on American Idol. When he was a young player many moons ago, 9-year-old Simon locked lips with a gal named Tara Miller. Girlfriend phoned into the show this week to see if our formidable judge found her performance that day "forgettable" or not. Meanwhile, Seacrest seized the opportunity to ask Tara, "Is Simon a good kisser?"
It's a nice gesture, but that glass ceiling . . . yeah, it's still there.
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Who among us can hear the question "Are you there, God?" without being able to answer back "It's me, Margaret." Judy Blume has had a huge part in educating many girls about the facts of life — with humor and age-appropriate candor. (Well, it's not her fault that I got my hot little paws on Wifey as a kid and was scarred for life because of a scene involving slow-dancing and a tampon — don't ask.) Anyway, since we missed the beloved writer's birthday (it was on February 12, according to geeksugar, who also sent us to her awesome website), let's pay homage to her with this poll. What's your favorite Judy Blume book?
The antidote to "comfort" food.
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Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in . . .
I've heard of "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil." I'm not familiar with this pose.
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Oh, these classic ladies of comedy! Gilda was one of the first female stars on Saturday Night Live to show that boys weren't the only ones who could steal the show. From her character Roseanne Rosannadanna, the narcissistic news anchor, to her amazing impersonation of punk legend Patty Smith, Gilda was rad. And Madeline Kahn (here playing Marlene Dietrich)? Anyone remember a little film called Young Frankenstein?
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It's all coming together now! I always wondered where the strange "propensity" for unnecessary quotation marks "came from." In this case, I believe it limits liability. As our friends at The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks suggest, if the building owner implies that their property is "safe-ish," you won't be able to sue if an asbestos-laden board falls on your noggin.
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