Brown Majik

Joel McHale, the host of The Soup, dares to do nothing but sit through back-to-back episodes of The Hills for an entire month. The side effects are unknown and potentially irreversible, but someone must confront this menace to society — or at minimum, see if the ongoing feud between Lauren and Heidi will ever, like, find (what's the word?) resolve. Or reverse? Whatev. You get the point. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)