Brown Majik

This munchkin Scottish fold kitty is a fearsome predator. You can easily see how her ancestor was the grand tiger.

• Underage teenyboppers entertain themselves in front of a mirror — where did we go wrong? Cast your vote here.
• Chances are, you've dated one of this dude's multiple boyfriend personalities.
• Spoons: They're more exciting than you think!
• Someone needs to slap a restraining order on this kitty.
• Paula Abdul had a rough week — juggling her multiple levels of disorientation and all.
• Baby orangutan forgets to laugh at Johnny Carson's antics.
• This chatty cat won't tolerate being called "lazy" or "fat." Perhaps sitting in the sink all day will make it better.
• Drunk driving PSA targets sci-fi enthusiasts who sit at home all night and play video games — while completely sober.

If it's really the thought that counts, then this dude can't be blamed for concerning himself with his aunt's safety. She never locks her front doors and her darling nephew fears the worst. So with the best of intentions, he decides to take action — using a hockey mask and a butcher knife. What a gent. Her reaction is priceless.

Grand Theft Auto, the ridiculously offensive and violent video game that scores big with kids and grown buffoons alike, released its fourth edition this past week. Much to my delight, it's a keeper! I had a hunch that all the needless bloodshed, prostitute abuse, and vulgar language would get old and eventually give way to something a little more happy-go-Tootsie. All our players need is a fresh set of linens and a decent meditation spot. With these things, they're good to go eat their soy dogs in peace.

This adorable little kid sure knows what's what! Just as you're getting bowled over by how cute he is (he has a theory on what a "fresh" outfit is), he begins dancing. OMG!