Brown Majik

There are many features to look for in a Xerox copier, but let's be honest, the most important question is: Can it copy your ass? Photocopying your ass on a standard copier results in an "overall compromise of ass clarity," and no one wants that. How does the Xerox Assjet insure quality ass pics? From what I could gather, it's primarily due to the "polyventric form ass bucket." Sweet. (And look how young Will Ferrell is in this!)