Who wants a photo album filled with boring, undoctored photos? The Internet has birthed a new breed of family photos, called ManBabies, that are actually worth looking at — for a good laugh. The ManBabies website asks readers to sacrifice their fave family snapshots to the web, allow the pics to undergo a few unnecessary adjustments, and let the Internet community laugh at the twisted results once the photos post. The joke? Dad and Baby get beheaded and swap mugs, no biggie. Check out the site if you want to submit a photo and check out geeksugar's coverage of it, too.
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Cracker? Don't patronize Polly with a cracker. You know what she wants. Pop open that parrot-proof cap and hand it over. Polly gets what Polly wants, so don't make this difficult. . . . (Thanks, College Humor!)
I hear it at my gym all the time. I go into the weight room, and all seems well until some guy lifts weights that are too heavy for him. And then it begins. The grunting, the huffing, the puffing, the self-satisfied "aaaaargh!" as he drops the weight to the floor precariously close to my feet. Here "it" is again — only this time, it's the most annoying runner in the world and his signature scream.
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Don't let the awkward dancing and forced hype fool you. This is not an infomercial for another lame-ass "greatest hits" album. It's a low-budget ad for another lame-ass local restaurant posing as a lame-ass "greatest hits" album — natch. What would compel an eating establishment to advertise its low prices and menu options as an album that isn't available in stores because nobody wants it in the first place? The '80s.
And in other shocking news: rampant obesity in America. Poor diet and no exercise implicated.
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Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again . . . gasp! (For more on the story, click here.)
A man who wears patterned suspenders over a gray shirt in a tacky parody of what a Wall Street trader would wear cannot afford to be as picky as this douchenozzle. John Fitzgerald, the infamous and delusional online dater — who Gawker calls "the worst person in the world" and who PetSugar is obsessed with — gets followed around by the Dr. Phil camera crew (douche overload!) and displays how picky he is about women. What's this douche's best line?
Failure is the new success, at least on the Internet. Even if you don't watch this whole thing all the way through, definitely watch until you get to my favorite part. That would be when the woman kicks her would-be mugger's ass on the elevator. I love that surveillance video footage! Owned, indeed. (For more fail-related posts, click here.)
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Here's the unedited original with some grody animal acts I figured I'd spare you.
She must live in a small town. I hear people get all gussied up to go to the store in small towns — in case they run into anybody.
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The spirit stick went missing a few days ago, but it's been found.
Thanks, College Humor!
GiggleSugar foreign correspondent (well, not really, but it has a nice ring to it!) anaisethenry found this ridiculously cute video of Lola the speed-demon hamster in her souped-up ham-mobile! I thought it needed some music, hence. . .
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Click here for the silent original. . .
Yes, dear. He appears to be jumping a hurdle outside. I'll let him know he's needed.
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While I don't condone the way the dude chose to deal with this annoying kid, I do think someone had to step in and stop the little punk from ruining the show. The tuba player stepped up and when the damage was done, he calmly stepped back into formation — with no lapse in performance. Meanwhile, the kid was unharmed and continued to run amok. Where oh where were his tortured parents hiding?
Scientists Find Something Good About a Big Bottom
Women everywhere with some junk in their trunks can rejoice now when the answer to their question, "Does this make my ass look big?" is "Why yes, darling — but it means you have a lowered risk for diabetes!" Not. Click here here for the bottom line about big bottoms. (Incidentally, some people appreciate a healthy bedonkadonkdonk.)
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