Every week I strain my overtaxed brain trying to find tacky things for you all, my dearly devoted GiggleSugar readers. (In a world as crazy tacky as ours, you'd think it'd be easy.) Since we're headed into the party portion of our wedding coverage (bachelor and bachelorette parties, etc.) this week was a cinch. If anything, I spent most of my time trying to pick my favorites! So of these bachelorette party favors, what's tackier?
A fashion faux pas here, a fashion faux pas there, but three in the same sitting? I crown you the Holy Trifecta of No She Di'int! This week in pics brought us plenty of fashion mishaps, with a couple of bewildered cheerleaders and a 60-slice bacon burger to boot. Click through the gallery for a quick recap! On Mother's Day, what do you give the mom who has no social life, a stifled career, love handles, and a closet full of dresses that no longer fit? You write a song to acknowledge and take full responsibility for all these things. You then set up a camera in the garage, pretend to play the guitar, and make a totally non-narcissistic music vid featuring you and only you — and the mess you've made but never intend to clean up.
Have no fear, Clay Aiken is here! What woman wouldn't want the face of Aiken creepily staring in her direction on Mother's Day? Clay has the voice of an angel and the fine flowing hair of a prized little pony. The man is perfection made manifest, and your mother deserves nothing less. Just visit the website to sign Mom up for a greeting. She'll receive a timely message in her inbox, and
Ah, moms. You can't live with them. You wouldn't know anything about yourself — likes, dislikes, clothing preferences, ambitions, insecurities, love interests, regrets, nutritional needs, when your bra strap is showing — without them. All conversations are one-sided. All conversations could have ended 20 minutes ago. All conversations go a little something like this:
