Oh, sheesh! This demerits/merits chart for the beleaguered wife of 1939 is enough to make me burn my bra, start spelling woman with a "y," and wear "soiled and ragged dresses" around town. No wonder she was "slow in coming to bed." She was trying to figure out how to sneak out the window so she could "flirt with other men at parties or restaurants."
One sneezing panda took the Internet by storm and became an overnight viral video star not too long ago. If his single sneeze resulted in 15 minutes of fame, then imagine what a record-breaking 14 sneezes (in one sitting!) will do for our panda friend below. Who said bad allergies were a curse? They just might be this guy's claim to fame . . .
We don't know what was going on behind the scenes of this NBC news broadcast, but anchor Sue Simmons didn't like it one bit. When she was done filming her live segment, she piped up and let the vulgarity fly. (Am I noticing a trend here?) But there was one problem. The show wasn't over yet and Sue's mic was still on . . .
Man Says JetBlue Made Him Sit on Toilet
Remember the best complaint letter ever written? It was a letter to Continental Airlines complaining (in prose and cartoon drawings) about how torturous it was to sit near the toilets on the plane. Well, this dude was allegedly asked to sit on the pot for an hour and a half by JetBlue! (Naturally, once he got off the plane, he decided he was going to sue them!) Click here to read more about this craziness.
Chewie here is sitting patiently on his blue towel. What he's trying to convey is that it's been about two minutes since you've paid him any attention. It's just not right. How can you resist?
With games out today like Grand Theft Auto, it's hard to imagine anyone was entertained by this self-described "electronic game of the future." You attached the Magnavox Odyssey to your color or black-and-white television, and it allowed you to play games such as hockey, tennis and. . . geography(?!) I have a feeling the Magnavox Odyssey tanked, but at least we have this awesome commercial to look at!
We've all encountered them — fancy towels meticulously rolled up in baskets on someone's bathroom counter or hanging beside a shower. They're nice and all, but a little too nice to actually use, so we end up wiping our hands dry on our own clothing, wondering why the hell anyone would bother placing "off-limits" towels near a fully functional sink. Marissa below made the mistake of using the aesthetically charming towels in her bathroom and received a passive-aggressive word of warning from her roomie. (For more on Marissa's story, click here.) So what's your take: Do you have "decoration" towels hanging in your bathroom?
Man, if I thought that getting married meant I would never go out again, I don't think I could do it! It's probably not really true (married folks, is it?), but I guess people who market bachelorette party crapola bank on the cliché. In case it's true, I guess you'd need this <a href="last night out survival kit. Because on your last night of fun out as an unmarried person, you need a pecker surprise shot glass, pecker nose glasses, and a ball and chain that attaches to your stilettos, right?
The open secret's out! The Golden Girls was really the original <a href="http://popsugar.com/1618765" href=Sex and the City. Here, Miranda's voice issues forth from Sophia's mouth, and the other ladies weigh in on a, uh, non-vanilla sex act her boyfriend performed on her. (I wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about all this? But, then again, I always wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about anything.)
Ahhh, the '70s. When real mean ate quiche, did yoga, and wore flexible, polyester leisure suits. (Sometimes all at once!)
