I'm telling you, cats are uniting to throw us all off. They will not be hemmed into vicious stereotypes of the "cats hate water, fetching, and mice" variety. Take this lady cat and boy mouse couple. Like celebrity exes who remain together for the cameras, this couple is playing lovey-dovey. Well, the cat is anyway. She's all, "Who told you I don't like mice. See? I loooove him." Mouser, however, looks skeptical and like he's about to bolt.
We've encountered Old McChimpanzee before. He's the overall-clad little guy who got punk'd by a couple of heartless bastards a few months back. But it's his turn to show everyone who's boss now. Jenga is the name of the game, and when he's not trying to make a move on the cutie next to him, our chimp plays a mean game. It's all in the hands, baby, all in the hands . . .
Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period. I hope this chick grabbed the DB's clothes on her way out the door. Let's see him tiptoe home in his towel. Or in a dainty baby tee perhaps?
I knew that headline would get your attention. Garry Kasparov, the legendary Russian chess player, has become an outspoken critic of President Vladimir Putin. What does this have to do with anything? Well, the following video shows a press conference he's having. The seriousness of the proceeding is interrupted . . . by a flying dildo. (You didn't think I was leading you on, did you?) His body guard or PR dude is not amused. (Man, that was a perfectly good sex toy you destroyed! Sheesh. Some people pay good money for that stuff.)
This self-grooming business is a little stressful for Winston here. Looking this immaculate takes a whole lot of primping and licking and — do you see that hair out of place? Oh hell no. He's gotta get the paws clean and pristine, he's just gotta. The pressure is overwhelming. So the nail biting helps ease the tension every now and again, no biggie. It's not a habit or anything . . .
Guys (and gals) like to play with it, some get addicted to it, and when a new version comes out, people will wait in line for hours to get their hands on it. Guess what this ad is for?
Steve Urkel may have sported high water dork pants and world-class wedgies, but they didn't stop him from busting a mean move on the dance floor. He didn't fear the opposite sex. (Isn't that right, Laura?) Snort, snort, snort! — so it was only natural for him to take the floor and show all his fellas how to pelvic thrust with the ladies. Wholesome family programming, eh? (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
Although this scene may look obvious, it's too hilarious not to share. So be creative, GiggleSugar readers, and supply the caption! The winner will be announced Monday, May 26, and will receive a splendid GiggleSugar mug or T-shirt!
They say interest in sports keeps kids out of trouble, but they're wrong.
It's the plexiglass barrier.
Thanks, College Humor!
For any of you who read John Krakauer's biography on Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild, or watched Sean Penn's moving film about his life, you know that McCandless was a restless and troubled kid who gave everything away after he graduated from Emory University and went to Alaska to rough it a bit and live out his nature fantasy. Sadly, he ended up dying of starvation in the abandoned bus he called home. Okay, it's a bummer of a story, but the following video imagines how things might have turned out differently if Matthew McConaughey (who doesn't seem to own a shirt anywhere except in this dramatization) had been in the wilderness with him. Let's just say that brah harshes Chris's mellow.
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Wrapped Up: Wayne Teen Makes Prom Dress From Gum Wrappers, Duct Tape
Scarlett O'Hara made a dress out of curtains, so why can't this Maine teen make her dress out of Wrigley's gum wrappers? Vanessa Randall, 17, started saving up gum wrappers with the help of friends and family about three years ago. She made this amazing gum-wrapper dress (reinforced with duct tape) from her own sketches for her high school's Japanese-themed prom. I wonder if it has pockets for gum! Click here to read more.
Even with a '70s porn 'stache, Jemaine rocks my world. (Sorry, Bret!) Here the sexy boys prove that even on roller skates, they define hotness. Mreow!
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Someone needs to get his shoes on, but his pudgy puppy friends aren't game for that. The shoes mean their pal is good to go, but they're not ready to say goodbye. So they gang up on the little dude, climb over him, crawl around him, and when he seems to be making progress, one of them quits the passive-aggressive act and blocks the shoe with his paw. Who said puppy love had to play nice?
Watching people do lines of cocaine is not cute at all. (Hey, I watched Celebrity Rehab, I'll admit it.) But watching a chubby little hamster do a fat line of sunflower seeds? That is super-freaking cute!
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