
The Museum of Bad Art, located in a basement somewhere in Massachusetts, describes itself as "a unique institution dedicated to the celebration of artistic effort, however misguided." And by misguided, they mean ill conceived, misshapen, and ridiculously cute. I'm a fan of so-bad-they're-good movies, books, and music. Why not art? Creepy-cute is where it's at! To buy their new book, click here. (Check out the gallery below for some of the masterpieces they've gathered from "curbside trash piles" and thrift stores.)

The Museum of Bad Art, located in a basement somewhere in Massachusetts, describes itself as "a unique institution dedicated to the celebration of artistic effort, however misguided." And by misguided, they mean ill conceived, misshapen, and ridiculously cute. I'm a fan of so-bad-they're-good movies, books, and music. Why not art? Creepy-cute is where it's at! To buy their new book, click here. (Check out the gallery below for some of the masterpieces they've gathered from "curbside trash piles" and thrift stores.)
Mom always threatened that a funny face will one day get stuck "that way." Well, she was wrong and these kids knew it. They kept it up, grew up, and took their skills straight to the historic Gurning Championship. The competition, which dates back to the 1200s and still takes place today, puts the most messed up mugs to the test. The most obnoxious face claims the title. As for making Mom proud, well . . .
Mom always threatened that a funny face will one day get stuck "that way." Well, she was wrong and these kids knew it. They kept it up, grew up, and took their skills straight to the historic Gurning Championship. The competition, which dates back to the 1200s and still takes place today, puts the most messed up mugs to the test. The most obnoxious face claims the title. As for making Mom proud, well . . .
I don't suppose any of you have been following the Domino's pizza commercials, but I have. And I want to know what those peeps are putting in their crusts. From the Oreo Dessert beard to this deranged attempt to give the actors more credibility by enlarging their sense organs, someone's baking up some crazy sh*t over at Domino's HQ. Which is so unnecessary. Last I heard, pizza sells itself.
I don't suppose any of you have been following the Domino's pizza commercials, but I have. And I want to know what those peeps are putting in their crusts. From the Oreo Dessert beard to this deranged attempt to give the actors more credibility by enlarging their sense organs, someone's baking up some crazy sh*t over at Domino's HQ. Which is so unnecessary. Last I heard, pizza sells itself.

I could never be a proponent of the temperance movement (long live liquid sanity!), but these gals still kick arse in my book. Unlike all the other defeated and docile women of yesteryear, these ladies had the gumption to take a stand group photo and rally behind a cause they were passionate about. If there were a modern-day nacho movement, I'd do the same.
Thanks, College Humor!
Who manufactures and installs these lame stripper poles? There's now a whole new genre of video that shows hard-workin' pole dancers practicing their craft at home, only to have the poles collapse by the end of their routines. Since this is happening so much, just to spice things up, they could incorporate a comedy routine into their shows at the strip joints where they work. A kind of Lucille Ball meets Jenna Jameson type thing.
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I think it's safe to say that the following clip has every offense ever committed in the '80s: the socks, the shoulder pads, the silk-screened tees, the teased-to-death hair, the vast assortment of neon colors. The dudes flaunt spandex-tight jeans. The girls sport high-waisted minis. And the mullets! Many mullets. So many mullets, you'll lose count. (I tried.)
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Miss Potter figured out how to paw open the screen door and let herself into the house. But all the other household dogs, who are not as talented but just as smart, make a habit of sweeping into the house when our gal gets the door ajar — leaving only enough time for the door to slam shut in her face. Miss Potter needs to do less opening and more barking, if you ask me. But this is nice too . . .

Most people watch TV for the drama or the action, but one couch potato had the brilliant idea to watch the tele after pressing pause. Try it. You might discover that his game of freeze frame is more amusing than the blah-blah-blah-news or those tired reruns you've been watching. Without pause, we just might have missed the spelling error in the Paris Hilton headline above, and that would have been a shame. Want more TV snapshots? Click here.
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Harrison Ford has gotten pretty buff for his role in the upcoming Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I cannot believe it's been almost 30 years since he did Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)! This following animation makes fun of his age, but really it's a testament to how well he's aged that he's still able to participate in this franchise — without, as they joke, a wheelchair or comfortable shoes!
Angelina Jolie is lookin' a little rough in this photoshopped image. Maybe traipsing around the world doing good deeds, taking care of many children, carrying twins, and being perpetually hot has finally gotten to her. What happened to her here, and what do you suppose this ad is for?

This is the effect I always want caffeine to give me in the morning, but no dice. It basically gets me out of my house and onto public transportation. I guess that's a start.