Brown Majik

This kitten is learning how to play well with others. As Dog the Elder sits imperiously with her head facing the other direction, Kitten the Younger follows a human hand as it pets the dog. So. Freaking. Cute.

• Holy Blades of Glory! What's gotten into Evgeni?!
• Gwen Stefani thinks Asians are great! All of 'em, cuz they're all the same!
• Best Buy workers are a-okay in my book!
• Garry Kasparov is Putin's opposition. Kasparov's opposition is a flying dildo.
• Sexual chemistry: the dance mix.
• Ah, the '70s. Bad clothes, bad hair, and baaaad music.
• Watch as this hammie does a big fat line.
• Old Men on the Block used to be NKOTB.

Back in the day, the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain took itself seriously. Way seriously. The employees playing the Big Cheese were given exact instructions on how to walk, wave, dress, embrace a child, read people's minds, attend to their needs, and ultimately, win them over. In short, Chuck E. had to be a perfect politician. Which was great and all, but let's cut to the chase: How did Chuck E. plan to address rising pizza prices and the growing arcade game deficit? Mmmkay.

American Apparel is a glorified T-shirt shop that's made a name for itself by providing the highest quality advertising amateur porn around. While this is no secret, what goes on behind the scenes of AA's operation is anyone's guess. Where does Dov Charney, CEO and Raunchmaster Extraordinaire, find his hungover, semiconscious "models" anyway? And what's with all the spandex? And if the fulfillment of the "American Dream" boils down to sex and T-shirts, then — why am I not surprised? (For more, check out American Apparel's Next Top Model.)

This dude is adorable. He crams six months of his funkalicious dancing into a six-minute video. I didn't think I could get through the whole thing, but it's too fun not to watch! I love me a man who can dance, who has a sense of humor, and who loves cats! Oh, dream man, where are you?