Times have changed, and bridesmaid dresses no longer need to be the hideous things people make jokes about. That doesn't mean that there aren't still ugly bridesmaid dresses, but are any as unflattering as the versions you see here? On your left, some poofy gold-foil dresses, and on your right, lavender fashion crimes with matching parasols. These ladies must've been really close to the bride. Either that, or they're masochists. So what's tackier?
Now here's a pic for the baby album! This kid's still in diapers and he's already putting his best kiss forward. The same can't be said for the douche of the week, who got rightfully dumped. For what? Click through the slideshow to find out. Weezer just released a new music vid for the song "Pork and Beans," and it's, like such as, almost as amazing as Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" — which is saying a lot. Just about every viral video star out there has a cameo in this vid, so you know it's dramatic, obsessive-compulsive, knock-out-fall-down hilarious, and best of all, a real Crock. Without further ado — a pleasant stroll down viral video lane, shall we?
"These kids do not respect me properly," she thought to herself one day. So girlfriend devised a strategic plan to advance her social status, broke open the piggy bank, and bought the perfect "gimmick" to make all the kids like her. It was gonna change her life. In no time, she'd get invitations to go places, be voted class prez, get accepted into Harvard law, become a senator, and "change the world one ruling at a time!" But things didn't really work out according to plan . . .
Close, but no cigar, my little friend! I think it's safe to say that we all appreciate your creative translation. You took this song and made it your own!
