Preschooler Wants One Thing: Popularity
"These kids do not respect me properly," she thought to herself one day. So girlfriend devised a strategic plan to advance her social status, broke open the piggy bank, and bought the perfect "gimmick" to make all the kids like her. It was gonna change her life. In no time, she'd get invitations to go places, be voted class prez, get accepted into Harvard law, become a senator, and "change the world one ruling at a time!" But things didn't really work out according to plan . . .
