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"They're not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine. And then the earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma?" - Sharon "Heart and Brain of" Stone on why an earthquake in China, which has already killed over 67,000 people, happened. Yes, Sharon, that's why it happened. Because karma gets pissed when anything happens to a good friend of yours (the major distinguishing characteristic of the Dalai Lama, of course).
If I didn't know better, I would've assumed this was the prequel to the 2 Girls, 1 Nasty nightmare that recently swept the net. But this is actually how they sold ice cream in the '70s. Lick happy much? Either I have a dirty mind or advertisers were downright shameless back in the day. Or both.
We are so thrilled to announce that Sugar user carriefrances will be joining us tomorrow night at the Sugar exclusive screening of Sex and the City! The longtime user is a HUGE SATC fan, and we could not be more excited to meet her and shower her with gifts and a fabulous party among friends.
Carriefrances will be getting goodies from SATC sponsors like Vitaminwater, Swarovski, Mercedes-Benz, Bacardi Mango Mojito, SKYY Vodka, and SJP’s Lovely fragrance. Many attending the screening will also get a t-shirt from SJP's Bitten line from Steve and Barry's. The party will include prizes and drinks from the sponsors above, as well as Lotus Vodka Cosmos, wine from Ecco Domani, and yummy Kara's cupcakes for dessert. Obviously we are counting down the minutes until we can watch these four ladies on the big screen, but we'd like to thank all of you who entered the contest and attend the event. Hopefully there will be many more Sugar soirees in the future.
We've already discovered that Google Maps is the place to go for whale-tail sightings, roadside bathroom breaks, and Spider-Man wannabes. So what's new? Waldo's been found — and his crapping dog, too. The person who got swallowed by his trunk finally turned up, along with that shirtless neighbor with the funny way of sunbathing. Check them out in the gallery below and click here for more.
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If the cool jazz sounds from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood met the Super Mario Brothers theme, this is what it would sound like. How many variations of this will they come up with?!
. . . And throw Desperado the bouquet already?
Thanks, College Humor!
If you need a little motivation this Tuesday morning that doesn't involve amphetamines or other illegal substances, check out this martial arts master. She's totally kicking ass, and I'm having a hard time sitting upright. Sigh.
Folks down at the emo headquarters might want to rethink this representative who defends their honor. After the 13th "OMG" — okay, she may not have even said one "OMG," but that's all I could hear in my head — I had to stop. You may have a stronger constitution.
Thanks, eBaum's World!
The makers of NoHang have NoScruples. They're marketing a product that allegedly takes away your hangover and that comes in jumbo packs for alcoholics, and then they have the nerve to encourage you to drink "moderately and responsibly." (Can you do that and be on a bender?) I had no idea there were so many of these products on the market, but I'm sure they all have to do a little two-step around those pesky issues alcoholism, binge drinking, and DUI's. I have a great remedy for hangovers: NoDrinky!
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Was this designer inspired by the space-efficiency of a maximum security prison cell? I mean, it's kinda cool for all of these normally stand-alone products to be in one modular thingy, but. . .why? Isn't part of the joy of home ownership spreading stuff out? I was seriously waiting for him to pull out a a stove module, a dining set module, and a bed module. That way, you could cook, eat, shower, and go to the loo all without having to move more than a few inches! Ummm, ewww.
Japanese Railway Turns to Feline "Stationmaster" for Help
Meet Tama, a nine-year-old "super-stationmaster" for a Japanese railway. (She was recently promoted from plain ol' "stationmaster.") It seems that this charming little feline showed up a few years ago, and as a result, the ridership went up. The ailing station couldn't afford to hire a human stationmaster, and since Tama was doing such a good job, they promoted her. Okay, I was all for this until I heard that "she's the only female in a managerial position at the company." I've heard of the glass ceiling, but a cat ceiling? Click here if you think I made this up.
In Butterball's defense, those legs of his look teeny-tiny and those stairs dwarf his six-week-old pupster body. But the only way to go find trouble outside is to walk down the stairs. Or whine down the stairs. Or tumble down the stairs. Whatever gravity prefers.
Don't you just love musicals?
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When she's not gluing eyes onto pieces of fruit and playing with her food, she's loving up on Wilbur here and meowing like a damn broken record. Miss Chiquita Banana has officially gone off the deep end. And I'm a big fan.
. . . They never made it to the 19th hole.
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