Shhh! Elisa can't speak a lick of Swedish, but we'll let her think otherwise. According to her mom, 4-year-old Elisa woke up one morning and, out of the blue, claimed to be bilingual. Watch her (kinda-sorta-maybe) impersonate a Swede and flaunt her newfound language skills below. Cute, no?
Airport Bungle Gives Passenger $10,000 in Drugs
Somewhere in Tokyo, a passenger who just got off his flight is either really stoked, or like, totally wigging, man. Seems a dumb police officer decided to stuff $10,000 worth of some fine cannabis into an unsuspecting passenger's bag as a test for his drug-sniffing dog. Well, Fido failed, and "the officer also forgot which bag he put it in," a customs office spokeswoman said. Ruh roh! "If by some chance passengers find it in their suitcase," some wishful thinker said, "we're asking them to return it." Good luck! The airport's customs chief said the situation was "deeply regrettable." Hmmm, I think it really all depends on who opened up their suitcase. Click here to read more these KeyStoned cops.
And just wait until you see who delivers it to him! I wonder if she had a self-defense class or if she was just born a bad-ass. Whatever the case, she's my new hero.
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Wedding gowns were traditionally white to represent the bride's innocence and purity.
Not so much anymore.
Thanks, College Humor!
In an attempt to let loose with the kiddies, Martha grabs a pair of goggles, some funkified teeth, and a lab coat to play "mad scientist" for an afternoon. Martha does a good job getting into character (surprise, surprise), but her sidekick seems a little underwhelmed. Bug-infested slime, although "cool" and all, won't score points on the playground, Martha. A plate of noncreepy, choco-chip cookies will. Duh. Let's get with the program, shall we?
This French fur-losopher, Henri, is clearly the heir to Jean-Paul Sartre, what with his dark broodings about mankind catkind and everything. Jean-Paul Catre has a lot to say about how hard his life is and how he is mocked at every turn. Oh, Henri. Lighten up! There's nothing a nice Cates-du-Rhone won't fix.
Thanks, Cute Overload!
Ahhh, the youth sociopaths of today. These two teens stole $150 of a 9-year-old Girl Scout's cookie sale money, and both seem really proud to express no remorse whatsoever. In fact, they're annoyed. Why? Says sociopath # 1: "I'm kinda pissed because we had charges and we had to give the money back anyway." Her mother should be proud.
OK, not that kind of bar crawl. We're talking the kind where he climbs a bar here, creeps upside down there, and before you know it — boo! He's in your face with those round brown eyes and a big, blank stare. What happens next? Wouldn't you like to know. Give a sloth some time. A whole lotta time . . .
A little more than a year ago, I asked you guys what your favorite word for "drunk" was. (If you must know, "wasted" and "sh*t-faced" were the top two.) Now I'm going to challenge your noggins a bit. I'm not going to ask you what your favorite expression for "hungover" is — I'm going to ask you to guess which expression belongs to which country. Have fun! (And when you're done and want to read a fun article, click here.)
Sex and the City fever has gripped the nation, so it seemed only appropriate to post a SATC spoof with female body builders! Four women (one of whom sounds and looks like a dude) read the exact lines from the "modelizers" episode, in which Samantha, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte grouse that models have ruined it for the regular girls. Only in this version, the regular girls could take on Hulk Hogan!
They need more of these in urban environments because the regular ones are so bleak. I wonder if someone comes and serves you hot cocoa? That would make it even better. What is this thing?
Folks were challenged to write a story in exactly six words. The response was overwhelming — 11,000 submissions later! — and a book of the entries is now sold in stores. Happy, sad, funny, mundane, regretful, grumpy, sarcastic, and blunt — the range of emotion in these quick tales is all over the map. I've got my contribution: "Nachos and cat vids: Any questions?" Tell me your six-word story in the comments.
