Unless you're a gay leather daddy at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, assless chaps are never a good idea. (For some people, even that is pushing it.) But I have a couple inarguable examples of assless chaps = bad idea below. On the left, faded-denim assless chaps over boy shorts and colored fishnets. (You can close your jaw now.) On the right, a cheerleader in what looks like suede assless chaps over gym shorts. What's tackier?
Whether it's someone dancing at a wedding reception "like no one's watching" (honey, we're all watching, and we're scared) or yet another exhibitionist showing his flabby ass in the middle of a sporting event, GiggleSugar's best pics of the week celebrate the few, the proud — the shameless. It's painfully obvious that Batman's wife left him cuz he's an emotionally underdeveloped tool with the hobbies and interests of a small child. If this tone-deaf rendition of "Patience" by Guns 'n' Roses was intended to bring this manchild's lost love back, then our downtrodden hero needs to hop in his batmobile and ride off into the Gotham City sunset — cuz it's so over.
I never thought I'd consider any kind of snoring "cute," but here it is. Who would've thunk that something so tiny could make this kind of noise while sleeping? Or maybe he's not sleeping at all. Maybe this is a conniving ploy to have our attention on him at all times. Who could turn away from the sight and sound of this? His thoughts exactly.
Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech! From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Well if anyone caught him on David Letterman a while back, they'll wonder what the eff was so funny. Some "fartist" (fart + artist) on YouTube has an answer. And if you know what's good for you, watch until the very end, when Oprah gets in on the fun. (FYI, I hate fart humor, usually, but when the normally lady-like Bella sent this my way, I had to share it. In short — blame her.)
