Nude is sexy — sometimes. But nude clothing? Not sexy, ever. What would compel someone to cover up a bona-fide birthday suit with a cheap ass knock-off tank? I applaud a healthy body image, but when the nakedness is fake and gratuitous — put some clothes over those clothes, will ya? Click here for more uncensored dressed in the nude photos.
Whoever said "sex sells" hasn't been unemployed, divorced, and living in asbestos —
now that sh*t sells! (Sooner or later . . . )
There may be a whole lotta white underpants, fruity ornaments, and groin action up in here, but don't be deceived. This is not an ad for Fruit of the Loom; it's a commercial for Altoids. Tell me, how is some sick sexual fetish supposed to make me want to grab for a breath mint? But these are sour mints, which I guess pair well with the sour look of disgust on my face right now. So there you have it.
Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors? The red-faced tribesman above looks awfully douche to me . . .
GiggleSugar readers, use your imaginations and supply the caption for this silly picture. The winner will be announced Monday, June 9, and will receive a splendid GiggleSugar mug or T-shirt!
You know there's a problem with your bid when Bob Barker pretends to mishear your answer in hope that you will quickly correct yourself. And you really know there's a problem when Bob Barker acknowledges your answer, advises you to "think about that for a moment," and gives you yet another opportunity to change your bid. Oh Bob, there's just no hope for the numerically challenged . . .
The annual Scripps National Spelling Bee was held this past week in Washington, DC. Th whizkid below, Sameer Mishra, took home the championship trophy last Friday, but not without encountering a few interesting words along the way. He wasn't familiar with the word provided in the following clip, but he was familiar with a similar-sounding one . . .
And by that, I don't mean tattoos on celebrities, I mean tattoos of celebrities. And by celebrities, I mean mostly D-listers and Z-listers. And a mythical creature thrown in for good measure.
eBaum's World You know, who's sensitive but not a wuss. Smart but not nerdy. Someone who's a rebel but does what you tell him to. Oh, and who is romantic, loyal and wealthy. Hmmm. Sounds good on paper.
Throw in a few hubbies-to-be, wedding party members, and even a priest or two, and you will see that this compilation of the falling and fainting falls under the category of "epic fail."
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