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It's good to know that Google is redirecting traffic to quality websites of great educational value. (For more Google misbehavior, click here.)

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Some dude videotaped his half-dressed girlfriend shaking her booty in the privacy of their living room while playing the Wii Fit hula-hoop game. The douchebag posted the clip on the net, titled it "Why Every Guy Should Buy Their Girlfriend Wii Fit," and the vid went viral in no time. What a gent. Naturally, some smart-ass chick (love her!) made a similar vid for all us ladies to sit back and enjoy. Or try to enjoy.

Is drinking beer and making women do all the work really the dream of all men? According to this Bud Light commercial, the answer is yes. (If anything, this seems like an ad calling for more women as creatives in the advertising industry!)

Wow. Snoop Dogg on a church's stained glass window? Is someone banking on controversy, or has someone lost their ever-lovin' mind? Guess what this ad is for?

Twenty-year-old dancer Robert Muraine is not exactly engaging in partner-friendly dancing. (Unless his partner was Bai "Ding a" Ling.) This contestant on So You Think You Can Dance? is entertaining, no doubt, but he's kinda freaking me out. It's like someone crossed Jerry Lewis from The Nutty Professor with a jellyfish. Is this the future of dance?!

• I'm guessing he's not really Sir Mix-a-Lot's type. — College Humor
• Sleepy cat face plant! Awww, maybe he only slept 12 hours instead of the usual 16. — Stupid Videos
• Lisa Simpson: Feminist Hero? — Jezebel
• Cat proximity: a web comic. — XKCD
• Internet Dating: Is it one big fantasy? — Flickr
• The Andy Rooney Game: Remove all but the first and last sentence of Andy's rants on 60 Minutes. — Gawker
• Sex is one big joke, according to these celebs. — eBaum's World
• Restaurant patrons entranced by sizzling order of fajitas. Been there. — The Onion

Facebook and similar social networking sites have changed the way Generations X, Y and Z meet, mingle, and communicate. For some, it's all they've ever known. These teenyboppers are bound to take their Internet lingo and "friendly" poking habits into adulthood and beyond. Forget retirement communities; the "golden years" are gonna play out on the net — Bee-atch!

Dutch Man Injures Posterior in Mooning Accident

It's not all fun and games when you remove your pants and show the world your ass that you're an ass. A dude in the Netherlands took one for the team of mooners the world over when he rested his bare butt against the window of a restaurant, breaking the glass, which caused "deep wounds to his derriere" (and I imagine, his ego). Click here to read more about this lame-o.

Pigs have so much personality. Just check out these adorable little piglets on this guy's farm — two of whom are named Richard and Judah! They are cute 'n sleepy for sure!

Earlier this year, two 18-year-old women claimed that Southwest flight attendants discriminated against them on a cross country flight. The reason? Because "nobody else on the plane looked like us, except us." They alleged that they were treated differently and refused service because they were good looking, young women and the crew was just jealous. (Forget the fact that one of them got into an altercation with another passenger on the plane over a bathroom dispute.) These two claimed that they did nothing to warrant getting escorted off the plane by four uniformed police officers, but what do you think?

Can't we all just get along an eBay account? Problem solved.

Thanks, College Humor!

Construction workers have a reputation for checking out and even gibing the "chicks" who pass by their work sites. No woman should ever tolerate any dude's catcalls, which is exactly why our no-nonsense heroine has decided to take revenge by giving the boys exactly what they want — one hellavuh peep show.

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Chews us up and spits us out — that's all the Internet does these days. While sites such as ManBabies and Cat Ladies make a big show of decapitating and switching people's heads for fun, Om Nom Nom Nom hunts down and shows the hungry, abstract monster in every photo. Start looking and you'll notice that he's always lurking. Want more evidence? Visit the site. And be sure to bring your appetite!

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Every time I see this Hydroderm ad, I shake my head. It's one thing to claim that your product can reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, it's another thing to provide a completely unbelievable photographic simulation of before and after. From senior citizen to middle-aged woman with a few applications of Hydroderm? Doubtful.