A few weeks ago, I stumbled across a nonsensical Swedish McDonald's commercial. Today, I stumbled across six nonsensical Swedish McDonald's commercials. They're all part of the same funked-up ad campaign. And they're all pretty damn effective, if you ask me.
What does it say about my taste in men losers that I recognize every one of these drug symptoms? (Except for "Tippex." What the freak is "Tippex"?!)
While the regular joes partake in douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)
Anytime Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby, or (insert name here) utters a word on The Hills, I can't help but hear the following rant in my head. I only continue to follow the show in anticipation of the moment Lauren's surprisingly down-to-earth and fabulously blunt friend, "Lo," opens her mouth to say some variation of this dude's remarks. Listen up and tell me what TV personality, douchebag, or viral video star (ahem, Miss Teen South Carolina) you think deserves to hear the following:
I love a good pun. In fact, I even love a bad pun. (The line between them is pretty thin.) Some people think that puns are the lowest form of humor. Well, look away, then folks, cuz I'm about to pun-ish you with some majorly punny signage! (If you know of a punny or just funny sign, snap a photo and enter GiggleSugar's Sign Language contest!)
I love how the folks behind this PSA don't think that the threat of liver damage will scare women into reducing their drinking, but looking like a man in makeup will. (Sadly, I think they're right!)
Have you ever been in public and seen some 14-year-old with "Juicy" plastered all over her juvenile ass? Are you afraid your daughter is going to go the way of Paris or Lindsay or other girls gone wild? Have you wondered what happened to the innocence?! (Excuse the increasingly hysterical questions. Ahem. Okay, better now.) Well, K-Mart has come out with a sartorial alternative to the medieval chastity belt: Chastity Sweatpants that proclaim "True Love Waits" over her nubile bottom. I have a better idea: Mom jeans.
In this segment of The Newlywed Game, the ladies were asked to divulge the "weirdest place" they've had the urge to "make whoopee." One woman misunderstood the question, provided an unsolicited answer, and everyone turned beet red — in the end.
Earlier this week, we explored the hype around naked-looking duds and arrived at the collective conclusion that it's all a bunch of "eww odd crap." Little Miss Nipple Won't Quit missed (or ignored) our memo and braved the beach in her breast looking bikini. The question is: Would you, could you dress topless too?
I understand how a grammatical error can sneak into place, but when that error is displayed in the largest size font used in the ad — there's a problem. "Eat kids free"? Mmmm. Each of these advertisements flubbed the sales pitch, but scored big on laughs — which isn't a bad selling point, now that I think about it. For more unintentionally funny ads, click here.
I've been WTF?!-happy in the past few days, but I think I've just come across a lot of effin' strange stuff! Take this music video that purports to give the Texas polygamist wives a chance to sing their case to the public. Conclusion? Take away their mics, please!
I'm sure that since this video aired two years ago, another teeny cat has come to replace Mr. Peebles in the Guinness World Book of Records as the world's tiniest cat. But let's give this little guy his due, shall we? In this clip, he's two years old, and yet weighs only three pounds. Apparently, his original owner didn't love him (!!), so a veterinarian with a soft spot for Mr. Peebles took him in. (Click here to read more about his saga.) My favorite part of the story? When the vet saw him, he asked the owner, "Can I have him?" She replied, "If you can catch him." Cute!
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A friend sent this picture of an ice cream truck to me, and all I could think was, how sweet of Mr. Ice Cream Creep to warn the children and their parents to sTaY aWAy.
