Newsflash: Batman was not only a degrading husband, but a sexist employer to boot. In the following PSA for the Federal Equal Pay Law, Batgirl argues that she's underpaid and deserves to earn the same wages as Robin. Although Batgirl's timing is a bit manipulative — a ticking bomb is about to blow Batman a new one and she's his only hope for escape — girlfriend's request is warranted. But the big boss thinks she's joking. To which, I say, let the Batdouche blow.
In order to play with the boys, Bonnie knew she had to speak their language and somehow relate to them, but is this the way a gal should get her high heel through the door? Meanwhile, honesty is Frank's policy. He's a proud schmuck, which qualifies him to be a politician — or so he thinks. Which of these campaign strategies is more shameless.
Source and Source
Perhaps there's something to the expression "viral video." Not only does it go viral on the Internet, spreading like a virus from one viewer to the next, but people also catch (like a disease) the desire to copy what they see. Take the "falling on the treadmill" video. How else can you explain video after video of dumdums hopping onto a fast-moving conveyor belt in the hopes of falling, so that they, too, can be ridiculed for it? (OK, in this next case "alcohol" seems to be the easier answer.)
For those of you who'll take anything that's free (you know who you are), have we got a find for you! Up for grabs and sitting in someone's yard for immediate pickup, the couch above, according to eBay has "been rained on like once or four times, and a couple bunny rabbits have tried to nibble on it, but then were like Whoa this isn't tender chutes this is a Couch, hop hoppity, hoppy-hop."
If the description isn't enough of a sale, the owner notes that this "brownish" sleeper couch looks a lot like the one in Family Guy. Lifestyles of the middle class and animated — who wouldn't want a piece of that? (For the record, this couch looks nothing like the one in Family Guy. See the pic below.) To read more on the couch, click here.
Source and Source
This is a Flashback in every way. When is the last time you heard The Village People sing something besides "YMCA," saw someone use a Princess telephone, or heard a sex phone line ad? (Do they still exist?) As monotonous as the tune is, it will get stuck in your head, as will the line "I stretch my Princess and I go crazy!" My favorite part of this musical disaster is that the Village People pretend to call girls. C'mon, boys! Let's get real. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
Pink Taco? Slightly used rubber fist? (Love the "slightly.") This is seriously nasty, and I'm hoping it's a big joke. Otherwise, at least three people are interested in a used sex toy with "minimal stains." Again, I say, "Ewwwwww!"
Source
The police had tried everything, but they still had no idea how to cut down on alien prostitution.
Thanks to everyone who played, and congratulations to Ninotchka who supplied the winning caption!
Source
You can't say he didn't get the job done.
Source
Having a lousy morning? Join the club. But I've found a remedy for those of us with a case of the Mondays. Play the following song, smile, and repeat. Play the following song, smile, and . . . duck!
The little punk below could easily fit into this German Shepherd's mouth, but he doesn't let that deter him from yapping, nipping, crawling, and climbing all over his Goliath-sized "friend." It's the pup's first day in the house and he's determined to show who's boss up in here. A little (over)confidence never hurt anyone — or so we hope!
This pre-teen DJ may shatter all the hipster dreams you had of gathering up all your vinyl and becoming a DJ. I'm just warning you before you view it. A dream is a horrible thing to throw away. . .
Get Flash to see this player.
var so1692788 = new SWFObject('http://images.teamsugar.com/static/flash/mediaplayer.swf','mpl','425','350','7');
so1692788.addParam('allowfullscreen','true');
so1692788.addVariable("file",'1692788.flv');
so1692788.addVariable('height','350');
so1692788.addVariable('image','http://images.teamsugar.com/media/cooked/thumbs/1692788.jpg');
so1692788.addVariable('width','425');
so1692788.write('player_1692788');
While weatherman Chip Maxham is giving his forecast, the technicians behind the camera are having a passive-aggressive good time with the text at the bottom of the screen. This is either revenge run amok, a sick joke, or one nightmarish blooper. Meanwhile, Chip's without a clue and as chipper as can be . . .
It really is all about the soundtrack. Our friends at The Office don't often have a chance to get their freak on. Throw a little Nelly in, though, and the corporate starch softens up a bit . . .
Have you ever given someone a pen to borrow, only to realize you'll never get it back? Well, problem solved with this "Borrow my pen?" collection. These awesome pens are inscribed with faux-businesses you wouldn't want to be associated with, like "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center," "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp," and "Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology." I don't get "Shecky the Clown," though. I'd be proud to own that!
