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This chick. For the most "absolutely fascinating" six seconds of B-movie acting to ever hit the small screen.

(Adrianna Miles in Werewolf.)

Well, at least his classmates look amused.

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Most novice drivers are a nervous mess before buckling in and taking the dreaded driving exam, but not this punk. He was busy installing hidden cameras into the dashboard. A new California cell-phone law will prohibit driving and mobile talking come July — so over-the-phone convos are technically still legal. This dude wanted to push the envelope and see if he could take his calls and pass the driving test, too. Five failed exams later . . .

We may laugh at dumb dogs who chase their tails, but who are we kidding? Like we haven't chased a cocktail with a shot and repeated until we drank ourselves dizzy — night after night after night. Same difference. Only Otter here actually accomplishes something in the process. You just watch.

• Rockers who look like grandmas. (Probably not the look they were going for!) — Holy Taco
• A piglet scared of mud tries a pair of boots (times two!) on for size. — Daily Mail
• Ten New Kids on the Block (and Halle Berry?) pictures you should never forget. — Best Week Ever
• They're still cranking them out at the cute-boy factory. — World of Wonder
• Nice . . . wedding cake. — eBaum's World
• Finally, someone articulated why I avoid clothing swaps! — Jezebel
• Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. That's all Bert and Ernie ever think about. — Gorilla Mask
• Are you a perv? Click here to find out. — College Humor

Oh, wait. That's the Olive Garden.</center)
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Some men argue that they act like douchebags because women don't like nice guys. In the following instructional video, a nerdy guy tells other dudes how to nab the girl — by acting like a douche. Do you agree? Do women really fall for douchebags?

Look very closely: The writing's on the wall.

Thanks, College Humor!

"We gave him chocolate body parts. We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish' . . . It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle." — Kendra Wilkinson on a gift she gave Hugh Hefner for his 82nd birthday in April, as reported in Us Magazine

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There are those of us who can sit back, enjoy a good joke, and pass it on to a few friends. And then there are those who think the only way to get in on a joke is to bludgeon it with synthesizers and overly produced teenybopper vocals. When everything's done and dandy, these folks look around, only to discover that no one's laughing anymore. I'll let you decide which of these camps Ashley Tisdale belongs to.

In an effort to educate people about how bad ocean pollution has gotten, Surfrider Foundation asked Saatchi & Saatchi to come up with a guerrilla ad. In their "Catch of the Day" campaign, real trash was collected from various American beaches, packaged to look like seafood, and then placed at farmers’ markets. (The condom collection above was found at Newport Beach, CA.) Click here to see more disgusting beach detritus.

Whereas normal people like to have fun with unnecessary censorship, the "artistic types" (in this instance: pervs) prefer to strip down, throw a party, and play with necessary censorship. Is it art? Or just an excuse to get drunk and (let it all) hang out? You decide.

They may not look exactly alike, but Chuck Norris and Danny Bonaduce could pass as fraternal twins. Stretch Danny's face down a little, so all the features are elongated, and the resemblance is uncanny! (Or perhaps the air of desperation surrounding each looks identical?)

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While she's at it, Walker's Ed and Staying Vertical Ed might come in handy.