"Opposable thumbs, you say? I laugh at your naivete! I am a cat, and I do what I want. Nothing will get between me and the snacks I love."
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- Improper punctuation: It kills.
- Dude fails five driving tests on purpose. Let's hope he finds the bus stop as entertaining as his pranking antics.
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- Do unto douchebags as they do unto you.
SNL’s 2007 Douchebag Awards Night
Three dudes, three judges (including a spot-on Sharon Osbourne by Amy Poehler) — one douchebag award. Who will win? Well, if I were judging, I would give it to Chris. As much as Jake is a 9 on the douche-o-meter, Chris is a major 10. How could he not be? For his talent, he "played ultimate frisbee while riding on a Segway while singing the music of Jamiroquai." Hands down winner! If I were teaching "The Semiotics of Douchebaggery" in graduate school, this video would be on the syllabus.
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In the 1956 film Indestructible Man, boyfriend wants the gal to marry him, but he doesn't bother asking her to be his wife. He jumps to his own conclusions instead and — badda bing, badda boom — gets the ball rolling from there. And by "rolling," I mean he stops her career aspirations dead in their tracks without permission. Her response? Let's just say it isn't the kick in the groin I was hoping for.
