I had the pleasure the other day of walking down a busy street and seeing an elegant woman (wait for it) floss her teeth with one of those flosser thingymajigs you can buy at the drugstore. Ummm, really, lady? Grody. It made me wonder, what could be grosser? And then I remembered the spine-tingling sound of someone clipping his nails on public transportation. So what will it be . . . what's tackier?
A few pictures in here might traumatize you, but we don't mess around at GiggleSugar. If you can handle it, check out our week in weird.It's become trendy for the newly married couple to forgo a sappy love song during the wedding reception and bust out a high-energy choreographed routine instead. I thought no one could top the couple who raunched up the dance floor with their "ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh" to Sir Mix-a-Lot, but watch the duo below. They took a cue from the wildly viral Evolution of Dance and did it all. There was even some Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do action up in there. Enjoy!
Oscar's beloved plaything is drowning, and he can't do anything about it. Barking is no good, paddling the water only sends the ball floating in the opposite direction, and his good-for-nothing owner won't dive in for the rescue. The life of the ball is in Oscar's paws, but there's just one problem — he can't swim. Or can he? Watch Oscar brave the deep blue waters of his backyard pool to save the only tennis ball he's ever loved.
Please? I definitely have the "I live for food" and "Don't bother me I'm sleeping part" down to perfection.
