And you know what? Granny can dance! The whole sitch seems dubious at first: the turtleneck, the broach, the knitted couch cover, the seizure (?). But that's just Granny's warm-up before kicking mad ass on the living room floor — and only during the commercial breaks, you hear? Judge Judy requires our undivided attention. (Thanks, College Humor!)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? is supposed to feature improvisational comedy, but I have a hard time believing that the following is unscripted. The comedic timing is just too flawless. But if my naysaying is off the mark and this act is truly off-the-cuff then these dudes are brilliant. See for yourself.
Have they published an Idiot's Guide to Not Being an Idiot yet? If so, we need to give this dude a "book rental" card and a swift kick in the arse. I blame the Internet for this indecent display of dumbass. Who visits a library anymore, when we can simply search Google for unverified information on random peep's web pages? Research accomplished.
World Naked Biking Day was this past weekend, and no one seems that thrilled that it happened. Has nudity become so run-of-the-mill that even this prim anchorwoman seems to be stifling yawns at footage of naked biking in the Netherlands? Short answer: yes.
This pit bull has no trouble getting a good night's rest. His owner wishes she could say the same for herself. How could something so painfully cute be so painfully annoying all at once?! Cuz torture knows no bounds . . .
I know some people are in love with their televisions (and hence their remote controls), but this ad is taking it a little too far. It's advertising a new channel overseas. Guess what famous brand is this channel's namesake?
Is it really necessary to have two movies inspired by the '70s television show The Incredible Hulk? Apparently so. First, there was Ang Lee's film that I remember a few people scratched their heads over (Hulk), and this past Friday The Incredible Hulk came out. In any case, Letterman came up with a top ten list that's as ridiculous as it is funny. (My favorite is # 5).
Jessica Simpson isn't the only vocalist to dust off them boots and don a cowboy hat for the country crowd. Snoop Dogg's recently released album Ego Trippin' features a rap-infused, western ditty called "My Medicine." Listen up and let me know if you're feeling Snoop's nod to Nashville.
If you have to use a multiple choice question to obtain a status check, then the relationship is probably not that complicated.
Sassafras wants to know what the hell kind of June it is that she's gotta bundle up in scarves and assorted woolens. I don't know where you live, Sass, but here in San Francisco, June can be effing freezing. I feel your pain.
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Sodoku Addicts Halt Drugs Trial
Oh, man. This sounds like an Onion headline, but it's real. In Sydney, a three-month-long trial that cost taxpayers over $1 million is going to be scrapped and started all over again. The jury foreman admitted that about four jurors were playing Sodoku, the numbers sequence game, while listening to testimony. The judge became suspicious when he noticed that some jurors were taking notes vertically, rather than horizontally. It's stories like this one that make me pray my life's fate will never be determined by total strangers with small attention spans.
Imagine, if you will (cue Twilight Zone music) a world where Zima was the drink of choice, Howard Dean was the president, you met your pals on Friendster, and hung out with them watching Waterworld on Betamax. (If only Crocs had gone the way of PayNapster, it would be a wonderful world indeed.)
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