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It's the last day of school and tradition calls for a teacher-versus-teacher relay race. This year, the kids wrapped their instructors in Saran Wrap and declared a bounce-off. The dude in the tie, who obviously makes a habit of taking himself too seriously, stole a quick lead, crossed the finish, and dropped it like it's hot — in the most uncool way ever.
When a wild animal is discovered running loose on the streets, peeps go batsh*t. The animal, on the other hand, remains as calm as can be. The following surveillance footage shows what happens when unsuspecting pedestrians have surprise encounters with animals typically found in the wild. Their reactions, although totally warranted, are hilarious. Most of them make a run for it. Meanwhile, a tiger with a Frisbee in his mouth is left wondering where the hell he can find a bottle of agua up in this liquor store . . .
It's hard out there for a nerd. Nerds could sit around and cry about it, or they (notice the distancing "they") could appropriate rap and hip hop and rap about video games and Dungeons and Dragons. Or. . .they could just play video games and D&D and save themselves and our eardrums the trouble!
Should the phrase "you've saved my bacon" and "thanks for sleeping with me" really be in the same love letter? Obviously, Beck here doesn't play by the rules.
Before you freak out about our inappropriate humor, just watch this video until the end. And then blame your own dirty mind. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
Do kiddies have to be coaxed into eating sushi in Japan? I wouldn't think so, but if the aim of this live-action, singing sushi show is to persuade peeps to push their palates in the raw direction, then this is a gamble. I personally don't want to see the contents of my meal get up and into a chorus line, but the personification of uncooked food is a widespread marketing trend nowadays. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
Once this Siberian Husky figures out how to push down the dog bone lever and get some goodies out of this gum ball machine, he keeps at it full-force. Never mind the other dog patiently waiting and salivating in front of him — she'll just have to wait her turn. After this serving. Or the next. Seven back-to-back servings later . . .
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Caught 2 miles offshore while fishing.
The morph-machine is at it again, and this time two icons from two different time periods have been melded as one. One is from the 16th century, famous for her quiet mystery, the other one from our time, famous for . . . hmmm — what is she famous for? Can you guess who either one of them is?
They say that honesty and a clear sense of who you are are crucial components to making relationships work. So these two are clearly on solid ground. (On an unrelated note, Judy Tenuta, is that you?!)
It might be time to invest in some Dr. Scholl's anti-stink pads. For the sake of all cat-kind.
Scarlet here might as well be a Swiss clock. Her mom Christine says that at 5 p.m., she knows it's dinnertime, and will direct her sad, beseeching looks her way. As soon as Christine says "food," the insanity begins and Scarlet does her happy/spazzy dance. (Don't worry, little Scarlet. I do that, too, at dinnertime!)
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