The folks over at Ford wanted to announce that their Ka city car is now roomier and can accommodate more peeps. Why they chose to market this message by showing a (nonpurple) people-eating monster binge on a car full of defenseless passengers is beyond me. It's just doesn't seem very kosher.
An unnerving new trend in advertising is to bypass the commercial breaks and promote an upcoming TV show while another show is in progress. Miniature versions of the other show's characters walk into view and perform unnecessary antics while the show you intended to watch is up and running. Frankly, it's rude. So these two dudes decided to parody the new phenomenon and promote their fictional show, Cop Nation, during a highly dramatic episode of Gossip Girl. The results are hilarious.
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Go Speed Hamster, go! What did they put into this little ham's Wheaties this morning? He's all turbocharged! I love how even though he gets bonked on the head after spinning off his wheel, he just gets back on and starts spinning again. There's a lesson in there for all of us. Happy Friday!
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Original in what sense, you ask? Why, it was painted by Patty Nichols herself of Tacoma, WA. Who the hell is that, you wonder? The woman who painted this masterpiece. The shocker for me is that Goodwill has a website! (It can't reproduce that wonderful Goodwill smell, though. And I think you know what I'm talking about.)
The PETA peeps want everyone to spay or neuter their cats, so they made this PSA to get the word out. Instead of delighting us with images of cute kitties cuddling with blankies or chasing balls of yarn, they took a more XXX-rated approach. We see kitties humping here. There. Darn near everywhere. It's out of control. Where's Bob Barker when you need him?
Uh, just don't do buy it. I doubt I needed to tell you that, since this baby carrot is a whopping $350. Let's get back to the real items, shall we? Like the Virgin Mary on a piece of toast and giant Corn Flakes.
Meet Huey, Dewey and Louie from the London Zoo. This feathered trio of Burrowing Owls (they burrow underground and are active during the daytime) were being neglected by their folks, so Darren Jordon rescued them and acts as their surrogate dad. These guys look cute just sittin' around doing nothing, but it doesn't hurt that they're also called "owlets."
Yeast infections, that weird perma-wedgie feeling, and now possible blindness?! Is wearing a thong and eliminating VPLs really worth it? Macrida Patterson doesn't think so anymore. She was putting on a decorative thong from Victoria's Secret, and according to her lawsuit claim, a metal piece popped off, poked her in the eye, and sent her to the hospital. Riiiiight. Instead of giving her a $25,000 plus settlement, I will give her some free advice: Try granny panties! They're far more comfy anyway.
I hesitated for a moment before writing up this poll. (Yes, even I can blush!) But I figured, if dudes feel totally free examining every inch of a woman's body, what's stopping me? Nothin'. For the record, I don't care if it's all real. David Beckham is a Greek God in my eyes, codpiece or no. (I mean look at those abs!) But the Daily Mail has posted the following side-by-side of Becks at the beach and in his Armani ad, and something doesn't add up. They suspect "airbrushers have pumped up his lunchbox." Well, what do you think? Is David Beckham's suspicious package stuffed or au naturale?
Showbiz Pizza's in-house robotic band, Rock-afire Explosion, always creeped me out as a kid. I recently stumbled across a music vid the group released for their cover of "Smooth Criminal" and thought I'd give the group another chance to redeem themselves. Big mistake. There is some hard-core horror movie sh*t up in this vid. What the hell do they slip into that pizza sauce? You'd think the mention of "blood stains in the carpet" would automatically disqualify a song from their play list, but no...
Japan Makes Robot Girlfriend for Lonely Men
Meet Eternal Maiden Actualisation. "She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries." Sounds like a keeper. Between this story and the story that elder porn is really big in Japan, I'm a little afraid, to be quite honest. Click here to read about the femme-bot.
Suspend your judgment. He could've thrown on a pair of Levi's — with no shirt, natch — only to expose the belly and 