The Happy Caturday Show kittens are excited to announce their special guest star this week! A cute little floofy Pomeranian pup who seems to fit in just perfectly with Caturday morning shenanigans. Have fun and play safe, fluff-balls! You're making advocates of interspecies lovin' proud.
This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show. Well sorry, boys. That kind of foreplay only happens in Japan.
Host Art Linkletter sure had a way of getting answers out of the little guests on his show. Whatever the question, these kids had a way of telling it straight up. No holding back. No excuses. No stalling. That's why the show was pure genius. Not as genius as the little gal who wanted to be a movie star so she could do all the "stuff" that movie stars do — like go home and get in bed with another movie star — but still brilliant nonetheless.
Is this guy on something? Or is he just an a-hole? He picks a space about half the size of his car and just starts ramming it in. Someone's due for another driving test . . .
