The best humorists couldn't come up with this stuff: Fillerup-Standing. Kumon-Topomi. And, my personal fave, Moore-Bacon. Each of these couples might make a perfect match, but the combination of their last names is something else. It's a joke, and in most of these cases — ahem, Rump-Orefice — it's a downright dirty joke. Hee, hee, hee. Click here to view more hilarious wedding announcements.
TV news correspondents are expected to be prim, proper, well-spoken, and basically perfect at all times. This can't always be the case, of course, and when they do screw up, our trusty news sources have a way of making the most of their mistakes — blow jobs, sh*tters, "tittles," and all! (We've seen a few of these bloopers before, but this all-inclusive, back-to-back compilation is too good to pass up.)
In these tough economic times, it only makes sense that you'd work hard to distinguish yourself from your competitors.
When you don't have anything nice to say, spell it out with lettered stickers.
No one will notice.
Introducing: Poop Freeze, the product that turns dog poo into a frozen Poopsicle for easy disposal. This commercial could so easily be mistaken for a parody, only. . . it's not. My favorite part of it is when they keep showing close-ups of a bewildered looking dog. He's all, "You know what? It's not my problem. I poop, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it. Leave it. 'Frost it and toss it.' Whatever."
Word on the street is that the remaining two Bee Gees brothers (RIP, Maurice) are threatening to hinting that they may reunite for a tour. So in anticipation of that sweet moment, I thought we'd take a look at the boys in their prime. It takes a real man to put on tight white high-waisted jeans, blow-dry his hair until it resembles cotton candy, and sing in a falsetto. (Also. . .are these guys part werewolf?) In any case, I love the Bee Gees (Brothers Gibb) with the same, unironic affection I reserve for ABBA and Air Supply. Enjoy!
All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for. I hope an exorcism comes with that tatt, cuz someone's head is about to spin . . .
Do you like to sing? Do you like to complain? (I know I do!) The Chicago Complaints Choir wants you. Just look at how fun it is to sing/complain about your job being "like a cul-de-sac" in Alabama, or, as they do in St. Petersburg, sing/complain about the bear that stepped on your ear. Singing/complaining is the new whining!
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We here at GiggleSugar find ourselves asking "WTF?!" all the time. The farmer's booty tan on the dude above? WTF. A dog making sexy with the neighborhood kid? WTF. A public display of wet willy . . . at a business meeting? WTF. When there's just no rational way to explain why someone would tape a rubber chicken to his crotch and go for a walk, there's only one thing we can say: What. The. F*ck. (Visit eBaum's World for more!)
You can't really blame him, can you? Those Fennec foxes are pretty foxy. It's rare to see a cat all freaked out while another animal is aloof, but maybe this one's met his match. Hey kitty: Fennec fox is just not that into you.
I was blessed with bushy brows, so I won't be needing the unibrow from the Megabrows Eyebrow Kit. I may, however, one day need to look like an angry Scotsman or a grandpa. And when that day comes, I'll know where to go.
This daring douche is on a mission to p*ss off a few peeps in Central Park, and his a-hole move of choice is to hit on chicks with boyfriends — in front of their boyfriends. He's obviously on a path to self-destruction, but will he find love along the way? Watch and see.
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Verizon has a really interesting spin on the word "open." "Remodelling" also has a curious definition. Let me translate: "We are open a dusty, empty shell in the middle of remodelling demolishing what used to be our store." That sounds more like it!
Thanks for this photo, Phasekitty!
