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A little puddle play, anyone? Our fearless friend seems cool with the camera in his face at first, but when he starts with the creepy hand wringing, you know trouble's brewing. Either that, or a rousing game of tug-of-war. Or both. With a slap in the face to boot! Ha, ha, ha! (Didn't see that coming, did ya?)
Have the toilet-paper people run out of crap to talk about? For a long time, the buzz was about how "soft" various brands were, followed by the exciting "double-roll" sitch, and now . . . TP butt residue? This is fearmongering at its finest. I can't say I'm familiar with the "pieces left behind" problem, but now that Charmin raises the issue, I'm officially paranoid. Toilet paper clinging to my shoe, I can handle. Butt my ass? Let's not go there.
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Anything you can do, I can do dumber . . .
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I'm wracking my brain trying to remember if I've ever seen a PSA for say, breast cancer, that seemed like its target audience was the Sesame Street crowd. (Is this how you have to speak to men to get them to worry about testicular cancer?) In any case, I can't complain, because I feel my life is complete after hearing the following lyrics: "If your balls are feeling lumpy, if they're tender or they're grumpy/If you notice you've got three then a doctor you should see/If they're swelling up your pants, don't miss your chance/Go see a physician." Well done!
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Most brides-to-be would include Vera Wang, InStyle magazine, and the Fashion Institute of Technology as their wedding-prep dream team. Others, like the following women, will settle for Charmin, Cheap Chic Weddings, and Ripley's Believe It or Not! They're winners in the fourth annual design-a-wedding-dress-with-toilet-paper contest. They could only use TP, tape, paper, and glue. Dang — these dresses are awesome! I just hope they were allowed to use 3-ply. They look pretty delicate.
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OK, not that Chewbacca. A red panda named Chewbacca at the National Zoo fathered two pandas who were recently born at another zoo in Tennessee. He missed their delivery, but hey — it was a one-night stand, and the zookeepers put him up to it. Give Chewie a friggin' break . . . (I must say, these cubs are the cutest little crawlers I ever did see!)
I never thought I'd find myself attracted to someone who collects cans, but Gene Pool (hee hee) just might change my mind. One man's junk is Gene Pool's next outfit. His 500-can suit, for example, weighs 35 pounds, and yet somehow he manages to ride a unicycle with it on. Sweet.
And by "show," she means this.
(If there's one thing I've learned from this job, it's that grannies go big or go home.)
Thanks, eBaum's World!
I wish I drove just so I could have this thing on my dashboard telling me where to go in KITT's voice. How awesome would it be to have David Hasselhoff's greatest hits on at the same time? Driving nirvana. I would probably get in accidents from the sheer joy of being knee-deep in all things Hoff.
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Well, he calls one of 'em mum. I think this Heinz Deli Mayo commercial is quite adorable, but it seems that the jolly ol' folks in England don't agree. It's been the most complained about commercial of the year because of the kiss between (gasp!) two men. C'mon, people, it's the 21st century last time I checked! And tell me you wouldn't have wanted a mum this cool! He's butch, he cooks, and he sounds like one of the dudes from the Sopranos!
Well, you know it is important to eat something while you're drinking.
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