Don't let Granny fool you. She may act all surprised, but she put this item on her birthday wish list. It's a far cry from a set of knitting needles, but it'll make her happy. In the end. (Thanks, College Humor!)
Financial consulting firm Dillon, Edwards, and Company took too long to establish a website on the Internet, so when they finally got around to it, all the good URLs were taken. They didn't get their first-choice web address, but they compromised and got something that'll suffice. No big deal. It all worked out in the end.
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I was watching this creepy Korean horror film A Tale of Two Sisters over the weekend and somehow stumbled upon another Tale of Two Sisters, a "dreamy, seductive vision based on [Charlie] Sheen's poetry . . ." Ummm, what?!
Did you just get fired from Radio Shack, did the woman you tried to pick up have a boyfriend who threatened to kick your ass, or did you just total your car? Whatever your damage, there's nothing like a late-night burrito place to provide the greasy goods to cure what ails you. God bless America and good night.
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"Of course it says pancakes on the outside," intones the only normal person in this 1969 ad, "but there's a Lot more on the inSiDe." Hmmm. . .I wonder what he means? The whole family seems to be in very high spirits after their meal there.
Thanks, AdFreak!
This guy's looks says, "Okay, I don't have all day. Take off your clothes now. Oh, and nice to meet you." Dude's got so much attitude it threatens to spill out from the zippered enclosure he's poured himself into. This "fashion climax" is made of 50% polyester, 50% cotton — but it's 100% fierce. (I would kill to see the short-sleeved version in camel.) Had Dimitri lived in the '70s, this is what he would have worn.
Who wants to go to a predictable concert where the singer is at her best, sings on key, and sends out love to the audience? Not the folks who go to Amy Winehouse concerts. They're cruisin' for a bruisin', and this otherwise frail looking (and oh, so dainty) chanteuse was happy to oblige. The wacked-out warbler didn't miss a note (well, I mean she was consistent in her missing of notes) as she sucker-punched some fool who was bothering her in the audience. Nelson Mandela might have chosen the wrong person to disinvite to his recent shindig. . .
I've always thought bulldogs looked like the Ernest Borgnines of the canine world. This cutie helps prove my point. Among the many differences between this bulldog and Ernest Borgnine: Bully looks pretty cute being tickled. (I imagine the reverse would not be true.) Thanks for the send, Fuzzles!
Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best — an inflatable six-foot penis costume — even though he already graduated last year. To make matters worse, Calvin had silly string. Lots and lots of silly string. I'd say someone's darn ballsy — and in need of a girlfriend, maybe? To read more on the story, click here.
Devon Traboscia, a 42-year-old single mom of two, thought she'd multitask by auctioning off her house and herself as a package deal on eBay and Craigslist. Devon's itching to get married and her four-bedroom Florida home is, apparently, the best thing she has to offer. Intellect? Humor? Charm? Nah. For this real estate agent, square footage sells. Although Devon claims to be "doing it for the real reasons, the right reasons," I'm not sure there's ever any reason to hit up eBay for love — that is, unless this winner is her kind of Prince Charming. (Click here for more on the story and to see a slide show of Devon looking, uh, you'll see . . .)
Horse. Meat. Flavored. Ice cream. Please tell me this is made with artificial flavors. Or better, yet, that it's a joke.
During a recent press conference, the CEO of the European airline Ryanair was asked to distinguish the difference between economy and business class on their new transcontinental flights. I always thought business class passengers paid the big bucks to get wider seats, real silverware, and warm napkins — but I guess I was mistaken. There are a couple more "perks" thrown in for good measure pleasure. (Fast forward to 1:00 to cut to the chase.)
