If you're in need of a midweek pick-me-up, then look no further and feast your eyes on Duffy Lucas. For one night back in the '80s, he donned his best Miami Vice-inspired sports coat, put on a pair of snazzy white dancing shoes, and gave his best lip-sync performance to his favorite song. By Phil Collins. Titled "Sussudio." I don't think anyone ever knew what the hell this song was about, but Duffy's debut proved to be the coolest moment in all of television history anyway. You'll see why.
. . . And an exorcism?
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And no, I'm not talking about having a fever for the flavor of a Pringles! (Although now that I think about it, that sounds yummy.) I mean, laughing, and of course, you usually can't stop when it's really important to stop. Maybe if that guy stopped saying "mucho gusto" like he was trying to seduce her, it would be easier.
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A new trend is to stuff Baby's First Photo Album with pics of Mom and Pop embracing each other while posing near topless in blue jeans. Nothing out-of-bounds is exposed, and the point is to show off Mom's beautiful baby bump, but is Dad's chest hair (or lack thereof, in the pic below) really necessary? Is this style of photography sweet and honest, or plain ol' inappropriate? You tell me.
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Ever want to look like a mythological faun? Well, you might change your tune after reading this plastic surgeon's claims from his website: "Ears becoming pointed as a result of plastic surgery not only enhance the attractiveness of the face, but also improve the experience of listening to music." Not convinced yet? "A sign of the popularity of this operation," so sayeth Hungarian plastic surgeon Dr. Lajos Nagy, is that "in big cities so-called Faun Clubs are founded one after another, where entrance is only allowed with pointed ears." So basically, it's big in New York. Me? I'm not a faun of this look.
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You've heard people say, "lean on me." Well little Jitterbug the pygmy goat thinks, why lean on when you can stand on! And that's just what he and his little punk twin Rocky do to patient Buren, the Great Pyrenees livestock guardian dog. They're eight-weeks-old now. I don't think Buren's gonna be so sweet about it in a few months. . .
Has the American dollar's value fallen so low that people are now using it for scrap paper? This woman seems to think so. (Oh, and Rolando? Run for the hills. This one's a nutter.)
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This robot band rocks! They've got the '70s New York punk three-chord guitar thing down! Now all they need to work on is their charisma. They're a little stiff in front of an audience. . .
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Exposed Buttocks Lands Woman in Court a Second Time
Low-hanging pants + lack of underwear = grody to the max. Even though this was Elli Skiff's second time being in trouble for having on pants that "were down to the point where people could see her privates,” as prosecutor Stephen Kasmar so vividly put it, she nevertheless was still flashing "pubic hair and buttocks." Why does the word "buttocks" make me giggle so? Click here to read more about what womankind has come to.
Experts conclude that unless something is done to curb our consumption of the juggernaut known as Miley Cyrus, Inc., she will go the way of the Lindsay Lohans and Olsen twins of today. All of those entities, says a noted entertainment scientist, "were bountiful entertainment resources that our overconsumption reduced to smoldering remnants." He continues ominously, "We are burning through Miley at a far more aggressive rate." Conserve, people, conserve! Starlets like this don't come down the pike every day. Oh, wait. Yeah they do.
