Brown Majik

Kitties don't have much to do. They lie on their backs, they play with their tails, they look around confused, and they nap. I love when this one finally says, "Oh, the heck with it," and just starts licking her arm. Good times.

• If Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera can do it, so can we. WRONG!
• Vagina Monologues: The Musical.
• Remember Manimal? Or trying to forget it?
• Tattoos officially, finally, totally jumped the shark here.
• Toilet paper wedding dresses, caviar dreams.
• Johnny Has Two Daddies. And one of 'em is cool as sh•t.
• This adorable dog wants to help the kitty in the computer. But he doesn't know how...
• Buy one, get me free!

Wow, this is epic. I've seen performances at the VMAs not as coordinated as this one! Any woman who can shake her booty in a stiff, strapless wedding dress gets bonus points in my book. (And I love her geeky hubby giving it all he's got.) Now that gay people can get married in California, maybe straight folks feel they gotta kick their nuptials up a notch! Is a "So You Think You Can Do a Funky Wedding Dance?" competition on television far behind?

Thanks, Comedy.com!

Hey Jasmine, did you catch that? Someone really, really, really loves you.

How does one recover from an on-air burp? A really loud, obnoxious one? (I suppose that characterizes all burps.) Perhaps the way this fellow deals with it isn't the answer. He laughs, laughs louder, and then hysterically laughs. I guess it's the "distract them from the fact I burped on air by laughing like a hyena" method. A questionable strategy.