A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ‘Its golf balls’. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
‘Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?’
Maybe I'm being as reactionary as men who want their women au naturale, but I find men who manscape a bit creepy. I always do a double-take when I see guys with waxed brows, like something's off. (Well something is off.) I guess you wouldn't know about a waxed body until you go swimming or do the horizontal mambo with them. Provided you agree with me, what's tackier?
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Look, superheroes, if you wanna look rad, you're also gonna look gay. I mean, really. Who ever heard of a schlubby superhero?
Thanks, College Humor!
We're used to seeing weirdos and no-talents perform on America's Got Talent, but the following will warm your heart and bring a tear to your eye. Nine-year-old David here was diagnosed with autism and didn't speak until he was three. The guy who drove his bus to school, though, told his mom he would sing all the way to school and all the way back. What a treat! He's got a lovely little voice reminiscent of Michael Jackson's as a kid. And here he is singing "Ben." (Sniffle, sniffle.)
If life gives you lemons it's snowing like a mofo, and your only set of wheels are from Malibu Barbie, make lemonaid entertain yourself by doing donuts like your life depends on it.
