Cat Is, Like, Totally Bummed
Did this cat get grounded for ripping up paper towels, climbing the curtains, or attacking someone's face while they slept? Whatever he did, show some mercy! He won't do it again. He promises . . .
Did this cat get grounded for ripping up paper towels, climbing the curtains, or attacking someone's face while they slept? Whatever he did, show some mercy! He won't do it again. He promises . . .
It's the reality television cliché of the century, and this clip makes you wonder who said it first. Best variation: "I ain't here to make no friends." Runner up: "This isn't America's Next Top . . . Best Friend." Clever! Honestly, I think these folks say "I'm not here to make friends" as a preemptive strike against their radical charmlessness.

GiggleSugar readers, put on your thinking caps and tell everyone what the hell is going on in this picture. The winning caption writer will receive a GiggleSugar T-shirt or mug for her efforts!
I totally feel your pain, woman. Every so often, I manage to go on a date with a guy who thinks that this is how you kiss. At least this ox doesn't know any better. (I love when the supportive guy says, at the end of the vid: "Get a room, you two!" Hee hee.) Thanks, eBaum's World!
If only this dude were as rarely sighted as the Sasquatch we morphed him with.


I can't remember the last time my phone rang and I felt like busting out into a dance in celebration. I will practice this little jig in the event my life gets interesting enough to warrant it. A girl can dream, can't she?
It totally blows that only kittens get to act any way they want to. I guess being that cute has its privileges. This is yet another Whiskas commercial, courtesy of Jennipoo. And how amazing is the name "Whiskas"? I just want to say it over and over again in a Jimmy Durante voice. Whiskas, Whiskas, Whiskas. . .
Like Manimal one year before it, Paper Dolls lasted only two months — from September 1984 to December 1984. A prime-time soap opera set around a fictional modeling agency, the show (called Karussell der Puppen in Germany!) starred Lloyd Bridges, Morgan Fairchild, Mimi Rogers, and introduced Nicollette Sheridan. With a trailer this awesome, I wonder why it did so badly! (Bonus info: Three of the cast members went on to do Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Hahaha!)
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Think traveling with the family is hell? You don't know hell until you take 'em to Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area!
It's a dog. It's a panda. It's a panda dog! (Actually, I think it's just a dog who looks like a panda.) All I know is, holy crap that thing is cute! And I bet he knows it, too.