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In advertising lingo, I think this is what they call a "unique selling proposition." In the real world, it's called a "massive typo."

Thanks, College Humor!

The YouTube title for this vid is "A private hamster elevator made of Lego." Have cuter words ever been spoken? This little guy Dopey is trying to get to the second floor of his hammie condo and the Lego elevator is promising, if a bit unreliable. Will he make it? There's only one way to find out . . .

Thanks, Beaner!

Who needs a scarecrow when you can place the Zombie lawn sculpture in your garden? Just imagine the following little bucolic scene. You wake up, make some tea with honey, sit down in your lawn chair and stare at this thing's face while you enjoy your plants and flowers. Sounds like a perfect Saturday morning!

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First you dice a Rubik's cube. Throw in a smidgen of googley eyes. Add a fist-full of Pixie Sticks, a dash of confetti, and voila! A stew of awesomeness. Serves four. (Thanks, College Humor!)

• Sad! Bill Clinton won't be able to wear his first lady dress. — The Onion
• Remember the Bionic Woman? How about Amy Winehouse in: The Narcotic Woman. — Comedy.com
• Craigslist personal ad translator. Ahem! One for dudes, please. — Cracked
• This falls under the what in the hell was she thinking?! category. (NSFW) — College Humor
• If Heidi and Spencer were a comic book. (Wait, you mean they're real?) — Holy Taco
• For adoption: one crazy ass attack cat. Craigslist
• The moment you've been waiting for! It's the Real Life Simpsons. — eBaum's World
• Lawnmower speed racer. And he wipes out. Surprise, surprise. . . — Stupid Videos

I'm sorry, kid. What was that you said? One more time? Oh, forget it. Babble on. . .

(Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Teenager Finds Baby Bat in Her Bra

Please tell me this staged photo doesn't feature the "baby bat." That would just be terrifying. I love how the teen initially considered that the stirring in her brassiere was her cell phone. (The bat's all, "Can you feel me now?!") Click here to read more about a story that may cause you to go braless for the next week or so.

What the heck kind of show for kids is this? The little ones who don't know any better are dancing along to the weird fairy girl, and the other ones are trying to figure out how to get off the stage. As for Mr. Robot, we can only guess what he's thinking. If anyone has information on this, lemme know! (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Maybe not such a great idea? The "outsoucing" I mean.

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Professor Splash can jump from a height of 35 feet into 12 inches of water. As they say, just because you can, doesn't mean you should. . .

I guess her "Happiness Is a Fuzzy Kitten" T-shirt was in the hamper.

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