Poor Moses Chan, a giant French Mastiff who is more than 5 feet tall when on his hind legs. It seems that the 14-month-old pooch has Species Identity Disorder, thinking he's a cat like his four siblings. This got him into trouble recently when he tried to go through the cat door and got stuck for two hours. He was finally rescued by firefighters. "He seems to think he's a cat," says owner Lisa Saberi, who had only had him for a week when he got into this flap — literally. "He is always trying to play with them," she continued, "and he tries to eat their food if I'm not watching." Silly dog — cat doors are for cats!
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Now we're talking! My admiration for Rube Goldberg machines has been muted and distant — until now. Any machine that makes me cocktails (and with style!) gets a thumbs up. I may have to drink a couple beers while this thing makes me my first drink, but I can wait. Amazing!
This is a perplexing story. An 18-year-old in Ft. Worth, Texas (where I was an impressionable teen, incidentally) decided to be a smart-ass and send cookies to cops all over North Texas, pretending they were from MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving). Sweet, right? Well, it depends on how you look at it. The cookies smelled like pot and contained LSD. Ruh roh. Great way to start adulthood, ya big dumbass. He should have sent the cookies to this police officer. He (and his wife) totally would've appreciated them.
If you haven't heard, the Bay Area's having a heat wave. (Translation: normal Summers anywhere else.) But for folks here, don't listen to KTVU's tips on keeping cool. Soaking kids in alcohol baths works for me every time!
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There's no reason that humans should be the the only ones who get to pretend to play an instrument in Rock Band. So maybe there are no fancy graphics or scores for performance, but doggers here seems to be doing fine without that. I give him a perfect score — go doggie!
It's the "today" part of the Today...I am not a ho T-shirt that makes it so awesome. This daily affirmation is more down-to-earth than "I am amazing." That's for chumps.
Gotta keep those rascally hams busy. When they're not trying to get to the second floor of their hammie condos, they're jumping hammie hurdles. My favorite part of this is when, right before Mr. Ham jumps the last hurdle, he rubs his palms together like a real athlete.
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Naked Man Hijacks Bus
Nothing good can come of a night that starts with a stolen beer from 7-11. Click here to read more about a night you and I will most likely never experience. (Well, you may not, anyway!)
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If you ever wanted to hear the Harry and the Hendersons theme song in German, you're in luck! This television show was a spin-off of a movie starring John Lithgow about a family that stumbles into the Sasquatch on a family outing and decides to take it home and let it live in their house. (Who says it's hard to break into Hollywood if someone got this screenplay green-lighted? This should give all us aspiring writers hope.)
I love a clever ad. Guess what this ad is for?
