As much as I love Kenny Rogers singing "The Gambler" and "Islands in the Stream" with Dolly Parton, I can't say the guy is on my mind a lot. Clearly, though, he's on the minds of the freakos who put together Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. It takes dedication to feature all Kenny, all the time. And who knew so many people looked like the silver-haired dude? (See the gallery below for a sampler.)
So much for the convenience of a drive-though ATM.
Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized! That is, until you remind yourself that this dainty croissant is a tattoo. On someone's ass. (I can't decide which is my favorite. This croissant, or the dolphin smoking a bong in his favorite tattered recliner. Decisions, decisions.)
I'm a better person for having watched this. I now know the best slang word ever for vagina. That would be "vageener."
What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know, but unfortunately, I now know what the sound of jello shaped like St. Paul's Cathedral sounds like when it wobbles in an anechoic chamber. Says sound artist Douglas Murphy who recorded the sound, "Jelly entices us into a strange but compelling world of organic sounds. The sonic wobble is captured in two ways: by carefully recording the results of gentle coaxing and by expressing the wobble frequency as physically powerful base tones." Whatever, dude!
Sure, gas prices are insanely high now. But a more compelling reason not to drive is that there are idiots on the road. Idiots riding motocycles while recumbent and texting. Why doesn't he just mix cocktails while he's at it? Terrifying...
Thanks, College Humor!
I totally wanna know the back story to this. It's like a high school soap opera, but involving bars and alcohol.
One might be inclined to scoff derisively at a wedding that takes place at the Waffle House — if one doesn't know the love of a good waffle or a grilled Texas bacon double patty melt plate. (Mmmmm! 
) If you think about how complicated, expensive, and stressful weddings are when people obsess over details and forget to have fun, this makes so much sense. So hats off to Pam and Bubba! A life together that starts off at the Waffle House is an auspicious one. Wheeee!
Don't let the freaky baby voice deter you from enjoying the maximal cuteness that is this video of a baby squirrel. All I could make out was the word "cute" and then "so cute." What else is there to say, really? I, too, would be struck dumb at the sight of this.
