This is the wave of the future, people. CGI and its ilk can take their fancy-pants effects and shove it. The people are ready for a return to a kindler, gentler, lower-tech superhero like this curly-haired, wedgie-briefed Superman.
Marmaduke Says “Interview Over!”
"Blah, blah, blah. When is this infernal interview going to be finished? It's time for my snack and a walk in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. . ."
Thanks, eBaum's World!
David Sedaris on Peeing in Your Pants in Public
It is rare that I'll read something that makes me laugh out loud. It's almost guaranteed with David Sedaris. If anyone wants people to stare at them on public transportation, just whip out Me Talk Pretty One Day and try reading it without cracking up. It's impossible. Here, Sedaris talks about his forays into peeing into a strap-on catheter called the "Stadium Pal," a product marketed to "sports fans, truck drivers and anyone else who's tired or searching for a bathroom." It's a good thing people are encouraged to pee into this thing only in sports arenas, says Sedaris. Only there would a ""piping hot 32 oz bag of urine go unnoticed." I love this man.
