I love when they attempt to get all mathematical with the incorrect usage of the "greater than" symbol. I think they meant: "Crappy parents" beget "bozo kids" versus "Caring parents" beget "very nice kids." Haha. We get it — you're pissed!
Not only is he cute, but he'll take care of you in a pinch. (I'd keep him in the passenger seat next to me, though. Why hide a cute monkey in the trunk!)
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Whether you find this mildly amusing, deeply satisfying, or appalling (because it's mean to enjoy others' pain) — you know you wanna watch! Here's something nice: her recovery was flawless and oddly, she claps afterward. And with Jerry Springer MCing this thing, it could've been worse. A fight could've broken out on stage involving an angry, toothless man dressed as a woman wielding a chair. Just saying . . . (Thanks, eBaum's World!)
This is one trend I hope to hear about only in far-off cities like, well, Santiago, Chile. This woman decided that people are too impersonal on the subway, not looking at one another or interacting. Did her solution involve chatting up strangers? Starting a commuter's book club? Passing out hugs and candy? Nope. She decided to use the pole that commuters have to hold on to every day to rub her bikini-clad body against and hang from upside down. So basically, instead of staring off into space and ignoring each other, commuters will just stare at her body and ignore each other. Makes sense to me! Give the woman a medal.
This little girl knows that you can't beat the Claw if you play by its rules, so if you can't beat 'em — join 'em. Supposedly, if you skillfully maneuver the mechanical Claw's pincers, you can get it to pick up a stuffed animal. (Yeah, right!) Girlfriend here doesn't have time for that charade — she's got a better idea. . .
It's a fad that's been around for a few years, and it hurts. Oh, does it ever hurt. Guess what this ad is for or about?
This Halo kid is either going to be the coolest kid in school when this vid goes viral, or he's going to have to assume another identity unless he wants his ass to get kicked. (Thank god the Internet didn't exist when I was a child.)
Thanks, College Humor!
